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Man Thinks His MacBook Broke, Finds Out His Cat Was Sitting On His Wireless Keyboard In The Other Room (Twitter Thread)

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    Font - Jeremy Gibbs @jeremy_gibbs I spent all night convinced that my MacBook Air had a hardware failure-random text entry, clicking led to weird behavior, etc. I read console logs, booted into safe mode, performed hardware diagnostics. It turns out my cat was sitting on the wireless keyboard in the other room. 7:25 AM. Jan 24, 2023 · 718.2K Views ... 2,459 Retweets 206 Quote Tweets 19.1K Likes

    We said it once, and we will say it again: if something randomly stops working in your house, you should check what the cat is doing. True, most times, it's probably not their fault, but it's always possibly their fault, so it's better to make sure. You can just assume that once in a while - the timeline is different per cat - your cat will choose to do something to make you insane. 

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    Font - SunnydaleDreams @SunnydaleDreams Replying to @jeremy_gibbs You know it was deliberate, too, right? 1:12 AM Jan 25, 2023 12.2K Views

    Oh, it has to have been. All cats know, eventually, that the keyboard is not a proper sitting place. We make sure to let them know, repeatedly, about that rule, so if they choose to break it, then that's exactly what it is - they choose to break it. It's a choice.

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    Font - Jeremy Gibbs @jeremy_gibbs Replying to @SunnydaleDreams oh for sure-she knew very well what she was doing 1:22 AM . Jan 25, 2023 11K Views
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    Cat - The Dorothy Pax (DP) @DorothyPax Replying to @jeremy_gibbs Never turn your back.... This one has also turned the sound system up to 11 at our pub and nearly deafened everybody. Cepelock
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    Font - Crystal Harrison @AprilWheeler5 ... Replying to @jeremy_gibbs I shouldn't laugh but my cat sits on my lap when I am on twitter and he jumps on the keyboard and then all hell breaks loose! One time he ended up sending a DM 24 times! I had just hit send. What your cat did! I can see him laughing, proud of himself for the angst he was causing! 7:13 AM Jan 26, 2023 201 Views
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    Font - Chris Grimmer @chris_grimmer Replying to @jeremy_gibbs and @TelescopicViews Someone at work reported being hacked as cursor was moving and apps opening on the laptop when no one was touching it. Turns out kid was playing with the wireless mouse in the next room 6:04 PM . Jan 25, 2023 · 1,093 Views
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    Font - Rammi @Rammi : Replying to @jeremy_gibbs and @EastCoastKnits Once when I was still in the AppleCare warranty, my MacBook stopped charging. When I went to the Apple Store, the staff member took one look and said, "...do you have cats?" There were bite marks on the cable. 10:57 AM • Jan 26, 2023 from Poplar, London - 214 Views
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    Font - Dawni Q @Dawni_Q Replying to @jeremy_gibbs Hah ha Once ours disabled the mouse on the keyboard settings! Took me ages to figure out what had happened. 12:12 PM. Jan 25, 2023 865 Views
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    Font - I SUPPORT NURSING Philip Mark Tudor (@philip_tudor@mastodon.social) @philip_tudor ... Replying to @TraillCarolyn and @MaldenSaboteur One of our (rescue) cats is fond of watching the world from a windowsill. On several occasions, my wife and I heard a robotic voice speaking in an otherwise empty house; just a bit spooky. My daughter worked out it was triggered by said cat taking shortcuts across computer keys. 11:23 AM . Dec 1, 2022
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    Font - Euqinomist @Euqinomist Replying to @jeremy_gibbs I'm convinced that 80% of "haunting events" are really just cats 3:39 PM Jan 25, 2023 973 Views
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    Cat - Replying to @jeremy_gibbs Story of my life T Dr. Rebecca Barnes (she/her) @waterbarnes ALT
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    Computer - Marktech @Marktech Replying to @jeremy_gibbs and @katebevan I'm catsitting for a friend, and Dusk is annoyed to find that she doesn't have sudo privileges 이미 이미 11:44 AM. Jan 25, 2023 1,479 Views AFE ... ThinkPad
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    Cat - Shakalaka I Stand With UKRAINE @CarlaCube Replying to @jeremy_gibbs and @Jim_Edwards AMAISS amazon OUR FRIEND donne

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