We remember the time of "your mom" jokes in our lives fondly. They're in the same era as eating popsicles in the summer, playing pretend with your best friends, recess, and Pokemon cards. So naturally, some of our best jokes from that time period were jokes about your mom, and to this day we still find them funny. These whales are extra spicy and we shouldn't be laughing, but we are (just like all your mom jokes).
We think of whales as gentle giants, but don't let them fool you, these gigantic creatures are ready to roast you to a crisp. You can't even roast them back because they practically invented the "your mom" joke. Plus, they could swallow you whole if you mess with them, so better to let them have their fun and swim on. We do not recommend challenging them to a roast after this post, these memes are ghost-pepper spicy!
People in the 1930s got wild. Never in our lives would we see a fully taxidermied whale in a museum and think, "This would be a great place to make love". NEVER. The whole thing sounds so incredibly disgusting. It's a no from us.
BUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNN. Ouch. We think we would be dead if someone said this to us. Like pack all our things and move to a new country. That level of diss is legendary, you need to start over somewhere new so it doesn't haunt you for the rest of your life.
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