Fresh Tweets We Scooped Up From the Bird App (January 30, 2023)

Aww, yeah, it's Monday (again)! Our favorite day of the week, baby. As we've intimated a million times before, as arbitrary as time is, and as predictable as Monday is, it simply doesn't get any easier. The prospect of five days of drudgery can be pretty demoralizing, especially when you hate your job, are underpaid, and feel disrespected on the regular. But we digress.

As terrible as Mondays are, and as much as we may dislike obeying the old five-day workweek, there are plenty of tools at our/your disposal to get through the agony. It's basically our job to make distracting yourself from the pain a little easier. Sometimes that means trawling Reddit for the cringiest cringe you can imagine. Sometimes we are tasked with collecting the cutest and maybe the dumbest cat memes the Internet has to offer. One of our favorite ways to serve up entertainment, however, is bringing fresh tweets straight to you - so the worst parts of the site can be avoided. And here's our latest batch of the freshness. May they keep you going through the hard times. Tweets certainly help us.

Posted by Ada Elder