A Slightly Chaotic Collection of Memes, Tweets, and Tumblr Posts

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    Hair - Serial Killer PO NE Slut Considered Mad
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    Human body - I'm linsing
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    Product - Hannah @theeyecollector Has anyone else noticed how successive governments' wars on teenagers, homeless people and other "undesirables" have left us with basically zero public seating
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    Font - catracism the faster you learn to say 'this is hideous, i love it' about an item of clothing and genuinely mean it, the faster no one can take away your happiness about your clothes because they can be like 'what the fok are you wearing' and the only answer you can give is a gleeful 'i KNOW isn't it HIDEOUS!' dongsurfer And once you've accomplished this, you can do this with everything. My clothes? ugly. My furniture? Tacky. My car? hideous! Bring the hideous into your entire life and exp
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    Font - demongirlcock Follow Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god thek memorycycle Follow while kissing eachother 5,130 notes
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    Nose - Jane Austen: A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. Me: Okay I love Austen and her work totally slaps but this particular statement just ain't true. I mean look at me! I'm nothing like tha- *finds out I'm gay and exactly like that with women* Jane Austen from grave probably: PEARSO Shama M
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    Cloud - these are the most annoying kinda dudes to run into on a hike 3078
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    Photograph - HOLD MY DRINK I GOTTA PET THIS POSSUM
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    Font - (+) r/antiwork u/Elbrujosalvaje • 165d• i.redd.it • • 72 6 What's with the double standard? Andé @HeylmAnde You ever notice that it's socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth the response is “its their money."
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    Organism - the next time i'll open up to somebody @b9possums 420 will be my autopsy
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    Organism - Adam @AdamHenry9 that's next weekends plans out the window fucking hell Popular Science ✔ @PopSci Warning: Do NOT get into a breath-holding contest with a naked mole rat bit.ly/2pbo9lf 08/06/2018, 08:53
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    Cartoon - THIS IS WHERE I WOULD PUT ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE HUNDRED THOUSAND PROTESTERS THAT WENT MISSING IF I HAD IT
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    Hair - Diogenes, what are you doing looking through a pile of bones? "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."
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    Hairstyle - The Adeptus Custodes preparing to investigate a potential security breach in the winding, narrow Palace ducts: PALACE KITCHEARIUM FOOD HYSENE RATING 00860 MASTER BATCH Lunch-mistress Doria, have we got any grease? ANGON Then Grease me up, woman! HIGH LORD CULINARY SCHEDULE Hille DO PIBUTION HUMA UNWASHED MALES HIGH LORD COLINARY FEEDING TIMES SCHEDULE T CANTEEN DISTRIBUTION A INSTITUTED RECONSTITUTO RUM TAUN PILGRIM TAU SILO 33 SILO 33 Yes. Yes we do. HIGH LORD CULINARY SCHEDULE TAMA
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    Font - This type of 1980s sex and violence catgirl with wild frizzy hair is like the extinct megafauna progenitor of today's various catgirl species
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    Forehead - lutzlig Folgen Franz Kafka (Germany) VS Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Franz Kafka Monika 4.747 Stimmen. Umfrage endet in 1 Stunde 38 Minuten the-real-kafka You know who to vote for 61% 39%
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    Organism - The two kings in chess : POKEMON The two queens :
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    Cartoon - Can you tell us why did you invade Iraq? Money
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    Nose - turns out he was a serial killer and it wasn't pork you ate You buy some meat from the local farmer, it's a bit stringy but taste fine
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    Cat - >buy wooden horse >look inside > 40 men
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    Head - C Tik @g huyandere another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan
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    White - Charlemagne I Think I'm going to conquer Saxony now. Seeing how primitive they are it shouldn't be too hard. made with mematic 30 years later I have executed all your nobility and beaten your 281738th rebellion. Will you please accept my authority. *High pitched demonic screaming*
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    Font - schmergo Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God scopesandskullties Explain schmergo Sings "if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it," then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
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    Product - THE CARBON MAN SITS INSIDE A CARBON HOUSE Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes HE DOES NOT KNOW, BECAUSE HE CANNOT PERCEIVE THE QUESTION IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH, OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE? HE STILL SCREAMS THOUGH THERE'S A LOT TO SCREAM ABOUT
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    Cartoon - XIjust want motivation to do literally anything
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    Nose - Puritans in their heads Now we can finally pray and practice in peace Begone, or we will persecute you Puritans in reality Now we can finally pray and practice in peace Finally they are gone, we can rest now
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    Product - honey we're having guests please bring out our finest teapot Ce IncGAME FREAKIN GAME FREAKIN
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    Car - ጠ n McDonald's "A driver can sit in a busy drive thru for 20 minutes but can't wait 4 seconds for someone to cross the street. One day I hope pedestrians are as respected as Big Macs." cameras TOM FLOOD Photo: courtesy Tom Flood McDonald's bicycle NSW
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    Nose - We did it. After eons upon eons of evolution, humanity has been visited by an lovecraftian cosmic horror, but our weapons were strong enough to kill it. We killed a God. Humanity now is a primitive horror, a species that didn't ascend but are still a threat without precedents. The entities that rule reality have never seen an organic lifeform this dangerous before.
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    Forehead - Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Loss
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    Vertebrate - People like to have power because it gets them more stuff The state only exists to serve capitalist interests People in power thus have different interests than the working class So consoling the power of the capitalists into the worker's state will remove the need for a state made with mematic Therefore the state cannot wither away because those in power will want to keep it The party officials are totally working class and have the worker's interests at heart The state will wither
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    Beard - ME AND THE BOYS LOOKING AT SATANIC MEMES
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    Font - collective clown @lennie@skull.website french government: we 'ave raised ze price of stinky cheese by 0.5% french people: we are on our way to parliament with grenade launchers 1h british government: it's illegal to strike now. it's also illegal to protest. we have abolished 'hospital'. the police are allowed to spit on you british people: oh bother, how tiresome. i wonder if this was caused by genders
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    Hand - Someone asked Al to make a sign language manual, in case you're worried that we'll all be out of a job soon A ILIS AWV SIMWAII alut J&N LA IHONIALLLILAL SOLLA A BNAGN BALAAE ind e bnimitilard a ditto e shertolein ha SELLING * GIANASCAN DU SLLOLLARANN SSH3L4S&SV
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    Organism - Rabbit Cohen @BathysphereHat It's incredible how "if we meet people's basic needs, they'll stop working" and "billionaires are hard workers" coexist in people's minds. 9:56 AM 7/9/21 Twitter Web App 7,842 Retweets 57 Quote Tweets 31.5K Likes :
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    Forehead - I'm good yeah im feeling alright I'm blue if i were green i would die
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