Zula the Long Haired Maine Coon Cat Gets Bathed and Looks Like He Might Start WWIII

For most people, bathing their cat— or submerging them in the evil liquids such as water, rain, or pretty much anything that musses their fur— it's simply not an option. Honestly, most cat owners can proudly admit that they've never washed their cat with soap and water and they certainly never intend to. Nobody wants to get their eyeballs clawed out by a desperate, soggy, claw-bag. Besides, cats usually clean themselves right? Not in Zula's case. This maine coon has such long, soft, luxurious fur that he needs the occasional bubble bath to comb through it. However…

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… he hates it. In fact, Zula hates his occasional bathing sessions so much, that he seems as if he might wage war over it. His brave owner has many snarky pets, but none rival the pure fire behind the eyes of her maine coon Zula. To be fair, at least she's putting in the effort to try and clean her cat, but perhaps it isn't going to pay off like she hopes it will. 

The troubling part for Zula surprisingly isn't the whole “getting wet” part, in fact, Zula seems most perplexed and hostile when he;s being dried off by the warm hair drier air. He does NOT compute the hot cylinder of jet-streamed air coming at her. What animal would? Zula attempts to dodge the blast by springing into the air, backing out of the way, and tumbling right off of her perch and into the toiletries. 

Zula understands the reasons for his bath but certainly won't justify them. The hatred brewing inside of him mirrors the betrayal in his heart and quite frankly, who knows how his owner can recover from that. Her sweet, darling, and regal Zula has been reduced from a beautiful furry king to a tumbling, sopping wet ding dong who will be damned if he doesn't bring down this whole bathroom with him. 

This fur lord really just wants to be dry and happy again and can anyone blame him for that? The murderous look in his eye will certainly simmer back down once this pink hot air gun isn't point in his direction. Turn off that noisy appliance right this instant and nobody gets hurt! We all know that within moments, Zula will be returned to his former glory, plotting vengeance for his owner when she lease expects it. 

NO DRYING