Memes For Millennials Pushing 40

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    Tire - 0 OREO O&REO O&O OREOREO RERERERERE 00000 OREOREORE REREO OREOO OREOREREREORE REORE OREREREREREREREREO OOOREREREREREREOOO OREREREREO00000000
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    Cloud - LEFT EXIT 12 Watching a new TV show Watching The Office again Me
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    Hair - IF F.R.I.E.N.D.S HAPPENED TODAY No D The Are we really on a break? THE END
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    Cat - supermortalwhopotter... betterinb... | pixiebutterandjelly: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: "Come with me I shall teach you how to cat" Big cat: Everything the light touches belongs to us Tiny cat: what about the shadowy stuff Big cat: that also belongs to us. Everything belongs to us.
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    Font - r/Jokes. 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa 448 + 27 Share
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    Font - fontinosantana: engineering is red science is blue command is yellow this isn't actually a poem it's just star trek trivia
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    Product - Officer poop, reporting for doody PO09
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    Font - pileofknives Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport. Source: pileofknives 25,504 notes А [] 3
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    Rectangle - My dad's other favorite Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life. which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis dead, dead, deady dead dead. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS JOKE WHEN I WAS LIKE TWELVE AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER IT FOR YEARS THANK YOU TUMBLR I can
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    Facial expression - What do we want? To play board games! 8 Wednesday! When do we want to? Saturday! Saturday I have rehearsal. Friday! I work Friday. Wednesday I cannot.
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    Human body - Aaaaahhhhhh, Propaneyaaaaaa... Bobby Damn Yaaaaaaaaa WHET DIENEY PICTURES KING OF THE HILL inghappenedtoday
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    Cheek - BREAKING: Police reveal photo of Patriots owner Robert Kraft's prostitute to the public.
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    Font - an eternal sea of gloom @darthjader if u work customer service u should be allowed to fight one customer a day
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    Dog - SOLO I literally came home to a spoonful of problems Postize to
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts u/nitarek 324. 12d Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot it feels. Celsius is basically asking water how hot it feels. Kelvin is basically asking atoms how hot it feels. Funny Mindblowing 76.0k BEST COMMENTS 3.0k Bobbicorn - 12d Water: its pretty warm Humans: its boiling out here! Atoms: Share AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Rectangle - I think it's supposed to be jerk chicken 主料:豆腐 注:经典川菜,巴蜀风味, 五顆 辅料:猪肉味 川水泼辣鸡 Chicken rude and unreasonable/t&醬时间
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    Human - NICK misssavannie: rain-mirror: The moment you realize that this isn't Zuko's dad but it's Iroh holding Zuko while he's with his son. I have never been more happy and sad at the same time.
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    Gesture - PICTOPHILE APP Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch - dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible - random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fixed -memory leak patched, should fix the *enter room and forget why" and item misplacement issues - fixed a bug where the motivation module would randomly fail to load
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    Font - Melissa McEwen @melissamcewen People who think Americans won't take trains if they are a couple of hours slower than planes need to meet the Midwesterners who are like "why bother flying it's only a ten hour drive"
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    Product - That friend who never has a hangover and is always ready to go out again even though last night you two almost died
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    Font - Macy's Buying pants at the mall Female Male M Male Time: 6 min Cost: $33 Male 174 Female Time: 6 min JC Perny Exploring a cave in Skyrim 單 GAP Female Female Time: 3 Hrs 26 min Cost: $876 AND 51 Sears Male Time: 3 Hrs 26 min memecenter.com MemeCenter.c
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    Organism - dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul my cat before and after i shake the food in her bowl around so it looks full again
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    Product - Me: *moving my foot under the blanket* My cat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary
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    Forehead - When your boss keeps telling you to stop using your phone during work SOUS DEAR OCT 2017 C WALKING DEAD NEW SE boredpanda.com
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    Cartoon - When you're attempting to sleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own 10
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    Forehead - eman Follow @BASEDNAFRICAN Im sad Prince is gone but if you draw a mustache on Rihanna's face, its like he still here, yall stressin for nothin anna yle, and ning to arless U NO S New L WH You V
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    Organism - Rebecca Mix @rebeccarmix i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown ass humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat.
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    Font - FOR SMART PEOPLE NOVA Buested SUTURAMA DEVELOPMENT ABOUT DUMB PEOPLE keeping up the Kardashians ABOUT SMART PEOPLE the BiG BANG THEORY FOR DUMB PEOPLE
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    Hairstyle - Have you ever realised that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?
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    Food - What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynocologist have in common? They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it. Garlic Asked Papa Johns to write a joke on the box. Best delivery ever...
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    Font - giraffage @giraffage retirement homes in 40 yrs are just going to be old people playing super smash bros while the office loops on repeat
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    Font - Dropping this summer The bigger they are... the harder they fall. IMAX 3D adam the creator DWAYNE JOHNSON IS KEVIN O/CERN RELEAGENT JOHN THE BEAST SE ACHEN MICHELE WEERGENERA SHUT ONT PEAR FANNSIDE & INSTUDENTS T ACME ENGINEEN THE SCENES SO R RESTRICTED UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
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    Tin - THE IMITED SEVES OF AMERIDES POPEYES BURGER KING UNE DOLLAR GER THE UNITED STATES OF A Wednesday DICA Tuesday MY SKINNY FRIENDS SAID I SHOULD MEAL PREP.
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