Ferrets. At first glance, an unholy combination of cats, slinkies, and mice, the latter of which can be properly learned about in our wonderful mice memes that are worth their cheese and will make you rethink everything you ever thought of mice. Yet, despite this unnatural collision of animals and children's toys, they are beloved by many for their cuteness, agility, lack of bones, and the way they freak out and just go aaaaaaaaa for seemingly no reason whatsoever (the latter being my favorite).
Indeed, the ferret is a fantastic creature, somehow managing to perfectly balance the feral rage it has due to existential dread and an abundance of cuteness that could cripple the strongest of armies, like some of these smol but mighty cute animals. In an effort to learn more about these intriguing creatures and spread the knowledge, I have found some majestic memes and pics that showcase their versatility, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
As you can see, this exquisite Longboi is wearing the latest of Armani's collaboration with Cottonelle Ultra, bringing us the most fabulous ferret funnel neckwear seen in Paris since Gucci and Oral-B's dental floss bow ties.
Be very careful now folks, what I'm about to show you is a wild couch ferret in its natural habitat. These blighters are very dangerous, so stay sharp.
Just Like all other fur babies, ferrets are incredibly cherished by their skin parents (that's definitely the correct usage) and are definitely reportable in your taxes.
Sorry, this one was too cute, I have nothing more to say.
"I told you to knock mom!!!", followed by the traditional aaaaaaaaa!!!
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