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"Seagulls are the worst"
You couldn't have planned a more typically British moment, thank this! A clean snatch of the flake, now that is what you call precision hunting!
Britain's Coastlines are plagued with Seagulls but many people don't know that there is no such thing as a 'sea gull'. There are 50 different species of Gull in the world, 6 of which are found around the British Coastline.
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"There is no respect for laws."
Seems as though you can't trust anyone, these days. That being said, it is a little difficult to tell a Kingfisher bird where to find its lunch.
Did you know that Kingfishers close their eyes as they dive in to water? That means they catch their food completely blind! Could you imagine doing your weekly shopping blindfolded?
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"My bird stole my chips and straight up T-Posed on me"
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"No, I don’t need to use my phone"
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"An apt description of our birds"
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"I don’t like this bird"
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"H O N K"
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"Keeps pecking the window and shouting at me while I'm trying to work. D**k."
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"When the vet tells you that you’re 2 grams overweight and you need to cut down on the seed intake"
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"When a quiet pee turns into a party"
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"This is Bill. Bill likes to eat my fish. Bill and I have a love/hate relationship."
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"Bird playing "ding dong ditch" oh birb"
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"What’s wrong with this bird?"
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