Lawyer Memes For Fluent Legalese Speakers

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Feb 21, 2023 11:30 AM EST

I could never be a lawyer. This is partly because I do not care about the law that much. I have never wished I could spend the rest of my life engaging with legal documents. From what I've heard, law school is a terrible idea for people who are not passionate about it, so that would never work for me. As the writers of one of the only critically acclaimed CW shows, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, one said: 

Don't be a lawyer!
Don't do it, quickest way to ruin your life
Don't be a lawyer!
Not worth it, it'll leave you dead inside

The job is inherently crappy
That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy
It's a guaranteed soul destroyer
Don't be a lawyer!

If you have already become a lawyer, there's nothing you can do now but watch shows like Ally McBeal and cry! You already drank the Kool-Aid, so you might as well sit back, relax, and scroll through some relatable lawyer memes. 

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    Font - 1st day of med school: each of you is brilliant and will change the world, here's a white coat go and do well 1st day of law school: you're all dumb for doing this. The 4 of you who survive will work for evil corporations. Here's a 100 page reading assignment its due 2 hours ago
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    Vertebrate - Speak! Not without my lawyer present Good Boi wiki How to Teach Your Dog to Speak
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    Sleeve - Random family member: Oh you study law? If I ever go to jail you'll bail me out, right? Me: Oh. I don't care. DA ES
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    Hair - Everytime someone wants to talk about the "morality" and "ethics" of working in a corporate law firm @danklawmemes mematic net
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    Head - Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Law students in the library: @danklawmemes today i will do almost nothing wiki How
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    Product - fun fact: law students are the main reason why highlighter companies stay in business. @lawyerissues
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  • 07
    Outerwear - When he uses Westlaw instead of LexisNexis
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  • 08
    Microphone - casebook: "the issue before the court is..." my highlighter: SUPER 150'S
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  • 09
    Facial expression - Law students selling their soul when they discover how much corporate law pays YN Readinger law
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    Organism - Cat McKinney @catcmckinney I PASSED THE BAR!!!! So proud of myself, I really wanted to get a shot of tequila but I just passed it and kept on walking. 10:35 9/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone ●
    via @catcmckinney
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    Font - Art school: I'm going to train creative people Med school: I'm going to train future doctors Law school: Readinger_law T I am going to create an environment that is so toxic,
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    Font - the hypo @TheHyyyype law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class me: *slides a $20 across the desk* how about now
    via @TheHyyyype
  • 13
    Font - sawsan @ssawsannnn Law students be like "what show should i watch i'm bored" baby your recorded lectures they waiting for u
    via @ssawsannnn
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    Font - Sam WM @SamWM_ if you come across a passage you don't understand in a law school book the key is to underline it. that way, the next person who owns the book will think you not only understood it but thought it was important. that way you can pass on the anxiety.
    via @_SamWM_
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    Font - Bio of normal person on Instagram: Bio of Law Students on Instagram: Lawyer in Making * 1/5 Lawyer *Law student * Future Lawyer 100 Legum Baccalaureus * Don't JuDge MaH unTil U'r JuDge * Objection Mylord * Future Judge * Corporate Lawyer * Ubi Jus Ibi Remedium $
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    Font - Dank Law Memes @LawDank "this law degree will give you many opportunities outside the field of law" FFFFFF* FFFFFFFF
    via @LawDank
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    Product - barry lyndon johnson @plsalexandra i think subpoena would be a pretty name for a girl 12:06 PM 11/27/21 Twitter for iPhone 2,288 Retweets 297 Quote Tweets 35.6K Likes ↑ 27 When a Tim Ascends the McQu... - 14h Replying to @plsalexandra With her brother Affadavid 6 162 1,688
    via @McQueenTim
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    Clothing - Me: calling every firm that I apply to my DREAM FIRM TACO DELL: VM
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    Footwear - Me enjoying my day A rejection email from a firm that I forgot that I applied to
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    Organism - pulkit @voxxpopli *Random Couple Fighting somewhere* Divorce Lawyer:
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    Musical instrument - Relatives when invited for Christmas dinner be like: 090 DLM T MEMES I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU" ALSO I WOULD LOVE IF YOU nu COULD HELP ME OUT WITH THIS LEGAL ISSUE I'M HAVING.... "HEY HOW ARE YOU" === fub "GOOD, YOU?" LINTITULE
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    Organism - Pawan Sharma @AdvPawan_Sharma I will never choose a career path for my children, it's their choice which LAW COLLEGE they want to go to. 10:41 pm 31 Mar 22 Twitter for Android
    via @AdvPawan_Sharma
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    Liquid - Being a perfectionist B800 CHEXXY LIME LEMON Procrastinating VANILLAS 44 oz Sprite @fiona_o_malley PUSH Coke USH Law students
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  • 24
    Font - i.amjustin @justin_5100 Gen Z as lawyers: "Your honour that's cap" "Make it make sense" "It's the objection for me" "That's a lie but go off" "Your honour, my client is an Aries." "Chile" "Ok but did I ask?" "I got all the receipts, your honour" "And that's on false allegations"
    via @justin__5100
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    Product - VERANSS SPIRIT Law Student Includes: - Stress - Insomnia - Caffeine addiction Art student jokes 73 case law to read - A degree to flex with Argument starters - Social life and stable mental health are not included @readinger_law ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST
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    Font - Alex Su @heyitsalexsu Lawyers: We must be prepared for the coming wave of digital transformation driven by Al Also Lawyers: Hey how do you turn this thing into a PDF 10:17 AM - Dec 6, 2022 ⠀ 487 Retweets 81 Quote Tweets 3,104 Likes
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    Cat - WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT. THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND dizzyotter when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
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    Hair - To become the cold, apathetically, dead-inside Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega had to work as a constitutional law attorney for 6 months. @readinger_law
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    Font - Merry Christmas from your lawyer: reasonably but in no way guarantee I wish you a Merry Christmas and/or festive period including but reasonably not limited to and a happy new year. twelve (12) months from the here of
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    Product - Law articles on Google telling you to consult a lawyer to learn more but you are the lawyer: @ Litigation God
    via Dank Law Memes

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