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Wife Finds Husband's Tinder Profile, Proceeds to Make Hilarious Bio Rewrite

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    Fair to say the dating game's about to get a whole lot tougher for this unfaithful idiot

    Product - Mike, 29 nope 63 miles away Hey my name is mike I'm married with two kids. I have a tiny dick that is sti infested. My wife found my profile if you can't tell and I don't know yet that she's talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I'm a piece of shit who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating so long don't be sad if I don't remember your name because I send the same generic shit to all you girls. Feel free to
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