Have you ever wondered what our pets get up to when we're alone? They'd like for you to think that they just do regular animal things, like sleeping and eating, maybe some light furniture destruction (heavy furniture destruction if it's a cat), but that is far from the truth. The truth is that you're floofy and feathery friends are in fact the animal kingdom's most elite spies and assassins, veritable ninjas, observing and learning about human culture.
Luckily for us, every so often one of these spies messes up derptasticly, revealing itself as an animal kingdom stealth unit and also revealing itself as incredibly cute in the process. We have found the most recent documentation of these sneaky floofballs and have comprised a list to help spread the word and keep pet owners worldwide in the know. Enjoy their cuteness, and remember, 'constant vigilance'.
This undercover birb is one with the light fitting, so much so that you can barely see him. And if you did, you would probably not live to tell the tale, as he is a master of the 'Three Talon Strike', the secret technique MBMA (Mixed Birb Martial Arts).
It is important to state here that not all animals are spies, some are just happy little cuddly guys like this really big duck and its feathery family. You can totally go feed these ducks and talk about top-secret hooman intel in front of these awwdorbale ducks.
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