Cats That Made Their Hooman's Belongings Hiss-tory: Funny Moments Of Cats Breaking Things

When you think cat, you kinda have to think smash. There is almost nothing more cat like than the paw of doom, edging its way closer and closer to what ever object least pleases it, nudging it towards the edge of the shelf. While this fiendish behaviour might come across as cold-blooded revenge for all of your previous transgressions against cat kind. It is actually a part of the cat's natural curiosity and investigatory play. Yup, that's right, all those toys you bought are worthless and what's worse is you knew it, you suspected it. You felt that emptiness when you bought your cat it's 50th toy, knowing it'll either be played with once and left alone, banished to the pile of unapproved toys under the sofa or worse still decimated into hundreds of unrecognisable shreds.

So here it is, the comprehensive list of why we need to stop buying toys for our cats.

01
"Sliding door handle was already a little broken, Carrotcake gave it the final nudge"

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02
"Clean it up peasant"

So many pure and unfiltered emotions in this image. Such cuteness, such tragedy, such happiness and such pain. Woe is the hooman who must continue living with this cat burglar, hopefully she will become more graceful with time… unless it was a targeted job…

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03
"He chewed my plant in half"

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04
"This tree isn’t seeing Christmas"

"I told you Sharon, if you put the baubles here then the fairy lights get tangled, and we will never get them back into their box!" Ah, a winter classic. If you ask us Tree Cat should be its own winter holiday. Everyone can buy a tree and foster a cat and the whole festival revolves around cats climbing and destroying the tree, for an extra merry holiday you can add glass baubles to the tree.

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05
"Two smashed plant pots, one cracked tile, and one destroyed plant in the space of 2 weeks"

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06
"This is Bruce. Bruce assaulted his automatic feeder and then when it would not feed him, he decided that my bread was gonna get it."

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"My cat got her head stuck in a mason jan and broke it"

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08
"I leave the blinds open for him. He decided it wasn't good enough and broke a head sized hole 2 inches to the right."

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09
"Broke my quilt Ripped it open and hid inside"

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"It honestly makes me feel terrible that you think it was me who broke the plant you were given”

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11
"Proud of his work. He knocks down all paintings, but this time he broke the thumb tack."

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12
"He broke the zipper on the wardrobe bag to get hair on my boyfriend’s tux the day before a wedding"

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"Didn’t let this rascal go out...so she broke my netting"

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14
"I didn‘t let my cat go outside for a day so he just broke the cat door. I found him in the garden looking very smug"

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"He broke into the snack closet, ate a bunch of popcorn and kibble, couldn't break back out, and peed himself to sleep"

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"This beast ate the wooden blind then broke it off trying to get the neighbors girl cat outside. You have no balls and your still a man whore . WTF"

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17
"This assh*le that broke into a cupboard and ate the whole catnip advent calendar on the second night..."

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"Oh, hmm, I have no idea how this bag broke "

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19
"Look who broke my parents’ new charging cord"

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20
"I wonder who broke the vase?"

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"He broke the tree branches and wouldn’t even give me a good photo for it."

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22
"Nice try human.."

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Cats That Made Their Hooman's Belongings Hiss-tory: Funny Moments Of Cats Breaking Things

"Sliding door handle was already a little broken, Carrotcake gave it the final nudge"

"Clean it up peasant"

"He chewed my plant in half"

"This tree isn’t seeing Christmas"

"Two smashed plant pots, one cracked tile, and one destroyed plant in the space of 2 weeks"

"This is Bruce. Bruce assaulted his automatic feeder and then when it would not feed him, he decided that my bread was gonna get it."

"My cat got her head stuck in a mason jan and broke it"

"I leave the blinds open for him. He decided it wasn't good enough and broke a head sized hole 2 inches to the right."

"Broke my quilt Ripped it open and hid inside"

"It honestly makes me feel terrible that you think it was me who broke the plant you were given”

"Proud of his work. He knocks down all paintings, but this time he broke the thumb tack."

"He broke the zipper on the wardrobe bag to get hair on my boyfriend’s tux the day before a wedding"

"Didn’t let this rascal go out...so she broke my netting"

"I didn‘t let my cat go outside for a day so he just broke the cat door. I found him in the garden looking very smug"

"He broke into the snack closet, ate a bunch of popcorn and kibble, couldn't break back out, and peed himself to sleep"

"This beast ate the wooden blind then broke it off trying to get the neighbors girl cat outside. You have no balls and your still a man whore . WTF"

"This assh*le that broke into a cupboard and ate the whole catnip advent calendar on the second night..."

"Oh, hmm, I have no idea how this bag broke "

"Look who broke my parents’ new charging cord"

"I wonder who broke the vase?"

"He broke the tree branches and wouldn’t even give me a good photo for it."

"Nice try human.."

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