15+ Dumbest Reasons Boys Dramatically Broke up With the ‘Good Girl’

We've all heard the 'It's not you, it's me' speech. The shorter version of that is the 'I'm just not really looking for a relationship…' mantra, which has become so mainstream that even when true, remains a bitter cliche. Fair, on occasion it holds some verity. But we believe we are the rule, not the exception ('He's just not into you' reference whatttt upppp?). 

If you haven't had your heart broken yet, you're one of the lucky ones. We don't believe in the whole 'It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all' BS that's rampant nowadays. Eff that, lol. We ain't welcoming no pain here, thanks. In fact, we've decided that if we're to have our hearts broken again, the dude has to look and act like Ryan Reynolds. 

Feel free to scroll down and check out the dramatic Reddit thread below, where women share the stupidest reasons a dude broke their heart. For more, click here for some of the funniest tweets by women we've compiled.

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