'I'm A Genius!' : 21 Funniest Verdicts By Shower Masterminds To Ruminate On

Shower thoughts are a real hit or miss. Either they're horrifically funny, or terribly scary. I'd like to think that the best ones are a bit of both. The most genius thoughts we have in life don't come to us when we're stressing at work… no, they come to us when we're singing U2 at the top of our lungs whilst pretending to play the guitar, warm water gushing over our heads like a waterfall. Someone in the next room may or may not be yelling at us, demanding that we shut up.

In other words, good ideas come when we're having a good, relaxed time. Isaac Newton came up with the law of universal gravitation after an apple decided to break up with a tree branch, hitting him straight on the head (Rebound, much?) as he was chilling under said tree (This keeps sounding worse and worse…). Okay, so that's not entirely true, as it has only been historically suggested and not really proven but whatever.

Let's get back to our point — shower thoughts. Your brain has all these weird pathways with cells that are floating around and bobbing one another. Somehow this translates into thoughts. These thoughts become Reddit posts. Humans are strange. So, in conclusion — whether you're a Wim Hof fan or a normal human being, scroll down for some of the best water verdicts I've found while scrolling r/ShowerThoughts. Soon enough users are gonna be using ChatGPT to post on Reddit (The horror!), so might as well check 'em out while they're still semi-authentic. You're also welcome to click here to read about some good ol' malicious compliance.

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