Aussie Memes For Daggy Blokes

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    Map - Australia Agstralia Custralia
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    Font - NATIONAL NSW * TASMANIA K QUEENSLAND TOMOT VICTORIA A.C.T. LITERATURE The True Meaning of 'We Are All In The Gutter, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Stars' SOUTH AUSTRALIA LION The cooler LION QUEEN = CROWN SIMPLE YOU CALL THAT SIMPLE? YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING OF MINIMALISM I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE TOOK THE JACK OFF BUT WE PUT ALL THE JACK OFFS IN THE CASTLE NORTHERN TERRITORY "THEY WANTED SOME LAND BACK" "SO WE GAVE THEM THE DESERT AND THE CROC SWAMP" WESTERN AUSTRALIA black swan CK FUC
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    Cloud - map of all the countries where the prime minister went for a swim and literally just fucking disappeared one day and was never found and none of the citizens gave a shit
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    Motor vehicle - 107 SEREL ALWAYS has one of these, (just in case china sends a "weather balloon".) Australian town starter pack Built in air force Has a least one house (often more) that looks like this Has a pub that looks EXACTLY like this, sometimes multiple of them VB Average Guy in the pub
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    Liquid - Americans: we need guns to defend ourselves Australia: NESCAFE Bend 43 7NEWS.COM.AU Melbourne man fights off carjacker with Nescafé Blend 43 jar
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    Waste container - Binfluencer (bin-flu-enc-er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.
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    Furniture - RUOK?™ I TOLD YOU LAST YEAR, NO!
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    Ecoregion - COD (8) American-style anarchy and violence A somewhat functional government Australia 5
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    Car - American cars are too big 34499 10 European cars are too small 16750 === 7 Australian cars are just right
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    Food - American food is too big European food is too small Australian food is just right. imgflip.com
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    Tableware - Toilets in America have too much water C Toilets in Europe have too little Toilets in Australia are just right gflip.com -Jussst right
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    Yellow - jocelynseip: apriki: 299 never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
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    Food - Top Australian Biscuits Choc Creams ANZAC Biscuits dren abod Gand SHOPes ORIGINALS Barbeco Tim Tam Tyn Cam
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    Font - Bunnings Me 25 MILES achat.noirs.croissants WATER 1/4 MILE
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    Food - If you had to one day not decide if you could do it for Timtams or not, would you for $100k? Tim Tam TimTam Aussie Memes For Aussie Teens @aussie_for TimTam Tim Tam TimTam driano Eumpo mTam Timla Tim Tam 7″ TimTam TimTam adriano TimTam TimTam Tim Tam TimTam TimTam adriano ատլա TimTam imtam Tim Tam Tim Tam Tim Tam Tim Tam
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    Head - Never forget this Australian man, who 12 days after waking up from a coma, bought a scratch card and won a car. When asked to re-enact his story for a news station, he then won 250k.
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    Rectangle - Skittles, don't tell me what to do * @aussie.memes.downunder AMerica Mix Skittles
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    Shirt - My American Friend: How do you guys talk over in Australia? Me: NEW DAY saying every curse word in the English language 2.9M views 3 years ago B 226K 4 4.2K → Share Download |+| Save
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    Plant - American school lockdown vs Australian school lockdown 11:57:20-63 AM 04/20/99 Gaussiememestromdownunder
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    Jaw - quick the Americans and Europeans are asleep post pictures of normal wildlife ✓ Aulstralia gang for life
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    Outerwear - You vs the guys she told you not to worry about
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    Bird - magpie: its just a kid on a bike. he doesnt even know ur nest is there. inner magpie: swoop him. draw blood.
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    Sports equipment - A maccas plastic straw still in original packaging send thru offers
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    Product - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." RIA VB
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    Bird - WHO WOULD WIN? Magpie An Eshay
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    Microphone - I'm gonna tell my kids this was OneFour
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    Food - Totally forgot about these® Beanz 6 BEANZ INSIDE 100+ Beanz TO COLLECT, TRADE & PLAY borninstraya TILT Me! PLAY COOL Games! SEE INSIDE INCLUDES меса Bean
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    Font - Anatomy of a Zooper Dooper Evil plastic edge. (Will cut your mouth) Little cut of bit your Mum finds on the floor. Delicious bit that turns your tongue blue. Broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze off! More for later... 'The Juice' Sweet elixir of life and the best part!!!
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    Food - 10 10. Delicious Deliciou Tasty HOT Tast ous Delicious Delici Tasty HOT TH canteen: "that will be $10.99 Lady at the swimming pool
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    Vertebrate - Australian man caught "sea monster" with no eyes and a mouth full of sharp teeth Chris Handsomeworth @DumohNandi I feel like Australia is where the devil keeps his pets.

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