You've never been one to get involved in petty drama. All the pot stirrers, rabblerousers, and drama starters are simply not your cup of tea. However, once that tea is spilt, you are always the first one to lap up the scandal. It's not that you're a gossiper or someone that spreads rumors, you just like to be close enough to the action to know every detail without ever being involved in the mayhem. You're what they call "gossip adjacent". You might have a couple of friends who are nut bags and drama starters, but that works perfectly for you because you'll always be the shoulder to lean on as well as the listening ear. Nobody can blame you for getting involved in other people's lives. As long as you don't go down the path of Joe Goldberg, accidentally becoming the most eligible mvrd3rer in every city he moves to, then it's all good.
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