'Ssup? We're here today to talk to you about ssnakess. Did you know that the ssnakess sskletonss are comprissed only of funny boness, which is why we're sso humorouss. In fact, hissterical ssnakess have been a major part of the comedy sscene for agess, just assk Monty Python! Anywayss, thank you for joining uss tonight at the honourary ssnake comedy banquet and roast.'
The full Snake Comedy Banquet Roast can be purchased now for the discounted price of one mouse, or two dollars, at your local reptile room or music store near you. Please enjoy the complimentary snek multimedia experience that accompanies it, filled to the brim with silly snakes who will slither their way into your hearts!
'And Weaver has taken the lead in the Snek Speed Knitting Grand Prix, leaving Kobra Kai and the Bad Basilisk in his dust! Will he be able to make it over the final hurdle, the mysterious clump of wool that was created when grandma had too much sherry? Tune in next time on Extreme Snek Popular News'.
'Magic snek, oh magic snek, you are so cute to see. Master of the magic arts, mythical headmaster of Pigfarts, ruler of the Jade Sea. We beseech you, in the name of Rumbleroar, to bring forth a great downpour!' (Excerpt from the screenplay for A Very Potter Musical 12: Senior Citizen Years)
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