'Leave your phone here and go be present': Ad for Fancy Phone Prison Gets Mocked by Twitter

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    Product - SWAMP SAM @mardirooster This is an ad for a box you put your phone in "In the first week using Aro, my phone time went down 25%!" - Mom, Wife, Business Owner "Every time you walk past it, it's like, oh, you know, leave your phone here and go be present." 103 - Dad, Husband, Entrepreneur
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    Human body - SWAMP SAM @mardirooster It costs 18 dollars per month
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    Organism - callan molinari @cathymarinara Replying to @mardirooster Frog put the cookies in a box. "There," he said. "Now we will not eat any more cookies." "But we can open the box," said Toad. "That is true," said Frog.
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    Font - ChickenSedan @Chicken_Sedan Replying to @mardirooster Choose your fighter: Mom, Wife, Business Owner or Dad, Husband, Entrepreneur
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    Font - SCED Lankylogs @Lankylogs Replying to @mardirooster and @mcmansionhell *Phone ringing and it's my loved one begging for help in an emergency* Me, Cured: sorry im being Present
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    Font - Vesper @VesperJunipero Replying to @mardirooster when i need to disconnect i simply go out behind the barn and throw my phone down the old well. there's like six phones down there now
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    Shirt - Dox Holliday(latitude/long availa... @dborcic Replying to @mardirooster
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    Font - WE'VE LOS... QUICK EAT THE CHILDREN. Azathoth Liberation Front @TristanSevers Replying to @mardirooster A box you put your phone in, for asexuals?
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    Font - K***** @internetkendra Replying to @mardirooster Sounds like something a dad, husband, and entrepreneur would like
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    Rectangle - John Halo @EpicMasterChief Replying to @mardirooster Why does the box have a usb plug on it
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    Font - estel !! Replying to @mardirooster Or...£8. I would put packets of crisps in here tho. @estelbarnes 14 Feb Scoo 13 reviews Mobile Phone Jail £8.00 View all
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    Font - eroq @Scaonekayulp Replying to @mardirooster Everytime I walk past my phone box, I look at it and think "ah yeah, that's where I put my phone."
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    Product - SHEEPLES' ARMY @shee... 14 Feb Replying to @mardirooster ?????? ● Aro App The first app designed to reduce screen time by pairing with a device to help you put down your phone. Set goals, get reminders, track time away, and compete with others. ard
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    Font - Justin is tired! @ThatGuyYus Replying to @mardirooster If it's one thing that moms w7 kids always have in abundance, it's time to be fucking around on their phone. "Putting my phone in Aro was truly as rewarding as I anticipated! I'm so grateful for this incredible product and amazing company that wants to make a difference, not only in my family's lives but yours as well." ALT Jess Bowman of 7 Wife, Mom
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    Font - elena @cheer_wine Replying to @mardirooster they didn't name the quotes, but they do label them with business owner grindset words what are the odds it's just the couple that made the thing quoting themselves
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    Font - Gerg Floberts-Ravell Replying to @mardirooster Don't forget to check your phone to see how well you're doing at not checking your phone! • 13 Feb We truly don't deserve to be the dominant species on this planet any more. Give it up, cede control to the ants. The Aro app An app that gamifies the experience of being away from your phone so you can be present in the moments that matter
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    Font - Googly Eyed Gremlin @stabbinfresh Replying to @mardirooster They didn't think of throwing their phone in a drawer for a couple hours?

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