20 Wild and Witty Feline/Canine Tweets for a Goofy Hiss or Howl

Having a pet means getting used to scratched-up furniture, your favorite vase being knocked down, your walls looking like they are purposely full of pawprints, and the wires in the house looking like they are going through a breakup. You can't even charge those responsible, because they don't have any money. It's like having kids, with fur.

They're entertaining, they're fun, they're special. All the chaos is worth it. Getting up at 5 am to take your dog on a walk, or to clean up your cat's vomit is worth it. Because at the end of the day, we love 'em as if we gave birth to them ourselves (that goes for men and women y'all). One look at their fluffy faces and you know you will continuously forgive them, and nothing is gonna change that. 

It's called 'Cute Privilege', and we're here for it. Scroll down for the best witty tweets from pet owners — they're too relatable. You're also welcome to check out this feisty feline fashionista.

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