‘My Legs Were Jelly’ : Dude Spites Entitled Gym Rat Following Rude, Water-Bottle-Kicking Behavior, Leading to Epic, Sore Petty Revenge

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge - Posted by u/itsedib 21 hours ago "You can't use water bottle to reserve gym machine" okay bet
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    Font - I have been going to this gym for about six months now and I always try to avoid going past 7 PM because the vibes are off. However, yesterday, I had no choice but to go around 8 PM. To my surprise, the gym was almost empty, maybe because it was Friday. Anyways, I took advantage of the empty gym to do five sets of sled pushes. I don't like doing them when the gym is crowded because people walk through the track all the time and that annoys me.
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    Font - I started doing my 40-meter sled pushes, and after every round, I'd put my water bottle on top of the weights while I sat on the floor next to it to rest. The water bottle being there and me being maybe 2-3 feet away is enough to let other people know that the sled is currently in use. However, even if you're not sure, seeing the bottle should at least prompt you to look around and see who it belongs to.
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    Font - I was sitting on the floor resting before my last set when a woman walked to the sled and kicked my water bottle. I took my headphones off, and the conversation went like this: Me: "Hi, excuse me! That's my water bottle, I'm using the sled at the moment!" (As friendly as I could be) Her: "You're not using it, are you? You're sitting on the floor."
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    Font - Me: "I'm in between sets, which is why my bottle is there so people know it's in use." Her: "Well, you can't use a water bottle to reserve a machine that you're clearly not using." At this point, I got up and stood between her and the sled.
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    Font - Me: "As I said, I was resting between sets. I've not finished my sets yet. But by all means, feel free to wait until I'm finished." I then started pushing the sled one way and then back. When I got to the start position again, she started walking towards the sled, thinking I was going to walk away. Oh, baby no. Here is where the MC started.
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    Font - I sat on the sled weights while resting because, as she said, I couldn't use my water bottle to show people it was in use, so I was just going to use my body. She got really angry and said: Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Resting between sets. I know now I can't reserve the machine with a water bottle, so I'm just going to sit here while I rest."
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    Font - Her: "This is unbelievable. How many sets do you have left?" Me: "I don't know, a few more." I put my headphones back in and started another set. She was still waiting. So I did another set. She was still there. I did another.
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    Font - At this point, my legs felt like jelly, and I could barely finish my sets, but she was still waiting for the sled. It had been like 15 minutes, and I forced myself to keep going out of spite. She looked so angry and was trying to talk to me, but I had my headphones in and blasting music, ignoring her.
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    Font - I ended up doing 12 extra sets until she walked away. I started unloading my weights from the sled when a group of three gym bros asked if I was done. I said yes and that it was all theirs. As I walked away towards the changing room, she saw me and walked towards the sled track just to find the three gym bros loading it. I could see the disappointment in her face when she saw them.
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    Font - The best part is that if she had been a decent human being, I would've been done in a minute and she could've had the sled all to herself, because I only had one set left originally. Edit: the bottle was a Hydroflask, not a single use plastic one. And I was on a timed 60 second rest between sets, not camped at machine!
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    Font - StangF150 +2 . 14 hr. ago Tell the truth OP, you did NOT walk out of there "Like A Boss" but with legs of spite jello!! LoL Reply Share 2.0k itsedib OP 13 hr. ago Being completely honest, I wasn't sure I was gonna make it down the gym stairs 1.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Wild Billl33t 15 hr. ago edited 15 hr. ago Man, people need to learn how to just ask to work in. Like jeez. 9/10 times, the answer is an enthusiastic, "Yeah, sure!" 1/10 times it's "nah, I don't think we can set that up effectively, but I'll be done in about 3-5 minutes." 406 Reply Share
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    Organism - CoderJoe1 20 hr. ago She just had to bottle up her frustration. 707 itsedib OP - 20 hr. ago Lmaoooooo Reply Share 135 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - CallipygianP · 6 hr. ago "Nice quads, bro. What's your secret?" "Spite." 23 ♡ Reply Share
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    Rectangle - 9lobaldude 20 hr. ago That's what happens when you behave like an AH. Nice petty revenge, I bet that afterwards your legs were burning 424 Reply Share
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    Font - OP 20 hr. ago I STRUGGLED walking down the gym stairs because my legs felt like jelly. Today it still hurts to walk, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT! itsedib 460 Reply Share
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    Font - 2ndGreatestBuff - 17 hr. ago People who camp out at machines forever suck. 257 Reply Share

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