no. first you keel spider. den i come down

Sister demands Brother change newborn son's name in case she wants to use it: 'I laughed in her face... My parents started to freak out' 1

'If you want me gone, you would have to fire me': Micromanager pressures employee to quit their job by criticizing all their work, employee finds a way to use manager's methods against him 2

‘Your ex is in every picture!’: Woman’s Mother-in-Law Makes Scrapbook Birthday Present Prominently Featuring Husband’s Ex Girlfriend 3

‘You will get what you deserve’: Employee stands firm against rebellious customer's rush for service, causing delays for dozens in line 4

'It was the last straw for the team': VP undermines team of designers, they all quit at once, manager caught in the middle reports VP to HR 5

'Fine, I will water ALL the plants': Resentful teenager gets back at parent who asked them to do chores 6

Correct priorities 1

As usual 2

1000 Words 3

Matriarch kitty mom 4

...and it won't be me 5

Pwetty pwease? 6