Crazy Cute Chickens: 19 Chickens Strutting Their Stuff And Not Giving A Cluck (Pics, Vids And Memes)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This question has scrambled the brains of chicken (and human) philosophers and scientists alike. The citizens of Chicklandia were divided, and two factions rose, worshipping two different gods. Worshipping the egg god, Eggo, the Eggoists believed that all life on earth hails from the original egg, laid by Eggo, while the other faction, worshipping Chickanoth, believe the first beings were clucked into existence by Chickanoth.

The chicken priests on both sides have tried their hardest to spread their respective god's words, making unlikely friends with all sorts of animals, such as the bipedal humans who worship them and give them an unlimited supply of feed, or the wonderful cows who moo praises to the chicken aristocracy. They even tried making friends with the adorable foxes, which… didn't work out well. Unfortunately, as all these animals did not understand the chicken's seemingly frantic and pious clucking, the chicken gods' secrets stay with their people.

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Welcome to this special episode, covering the scourge of England's countryside roads, the Habberly Hens Biker Gang. These dangerous do-badders terrorize all who seek to travel from one village to the next, pecking them until they relinquish all of their food.
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'Come on Henrietta, you can do this, you practiced hotwiring cars is chicken agent academy and you passed with flying colors, so chicken up and get things done'. After the success of her first mission, Henrietta would ace all her missions, eventually becoming Spy-Chicken General.
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