In the 1900s we saw the adorable and fluffy little Bambi struggle through the hardships of being a deer in a world run by human beings. In the 2000s, we saw Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson play an adult Bambi, on the path of revenge, using his incredible strength and agility to take on the humans who did him wrong. And now, in the 2100s, get ready to see a bipedal, anthropomorphic, and above all, sassy, deer play 'The Rock' and his entire family on the reboot of 'Young Rock'!
Due to the incredible success of the deer version of 'Young Rock', a boom in acting roles for genetically enhanced deer occurred, leading to the creation of the Deer Acting Guild and from that, the start of the most prestigious event of the social calendar, the Deer Acting Guild's Annual Awards Gala, also known as the DAGGYs, an event with some of the most prestigious and regal deer actors and socialites in attendance.
Behold the mighty Staginaut, herald of the deerpocalypse, in which nature will reclaim the earth for itself. When the deerpocalypse is upon us, Staginauts mighty antlers will release their foliage, which will engulf the planet in a lush paradise devoid of technology.
Fun fact: In Finland and other surrounding countries, they spray reindeer horns with reflective paint so that they're more visible and less likely to get into car accidents. Way to go Finland! The reflective paint also makes them look spooky as heck on a misty night.
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