And now for the Down Under Olympics 2023, we have the prestigious kangaroo relay race! These amazingly awesome Aussie animals will have to race to the other side of Sydney, grab their joey from the opera house and make their way back to their partner, who will then have to take it back to the opera house, where the joeys will receive kangaroo shaped ice creams because they are adorable little fluffballs.
The winner of this race will also receive an immediate spot in Ultimate Ninja Warrior Australia, according to the showrunners of Aussie broadcasting Company. Now obviously they will be competing against humans, which is a feat that has never been seen before, barring of course the occasional kangaroo hop-scotch in the outback.
Kyle the kangaroo has seen many strange things living as chief of the kangaroos in the outback but never before has he seen something as strange as this. This creature looks exactly like a kangaroo with a joey but smells like a hooman. How could this be??
Fun faux fact: all kangaroos that look like this were once henchpeople for villains, bouncers, or security for troublesome celebrities in their previous lives, which is why they look extremely tough and intimidating.
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