Some crazy girls should be having their man sign a consent waiver when they start dating. They must consent that they're ready to be mildly stalked, mentally manipulated, and that they will need excessive toxicity training in order to survive. Most men would be happy to sign that contract too because they know that when they're dating a saucy queen, there's never a dull moment and their woman is probably an absolute cannon in the sheets. So go out there and get yourself a kooky new girlfriend, because she'll burn hot and fast for you like nobody else you've ever met. You just might have to move cities and change your name if you ever break up.