Hello and welcome to the first-ever International Cat Stretch Pageant, where incredibly cute and cuddly cats from all over the world compete to be the best of the best in stretching, by showing off their well-honed skills and incredible flexibility! As this event is the first of its kind, we have many ambassadors from other nations in the audience today, so we'd like to thank all of you for coming today, and a special thanks to the delightful doggo nation ambassadors for their insight and advice in making this Cat Stretch Pageant a Reality.
And now, with the formalities out of the way, we would like to introduce our panel of judges, all of which are representatives from the Majestic Mammal Alliance and are very excited for some pawdorable cat stretching. So without further delay, let's get stretching!
Such grace, such poise. But that is to be expected of Sir Butterwhiskers, who in his past was a professional house cat in the house cat Olympics of 91-99. Alas, he was injured in a catfuffle with another housecat and sprained his begging pinky, and had to retire to his stately manor.
Sometimes it is not enough to merely do a big stretch, you have to also do a big meow to get the most out of your stretch. Pictured is a master of this duality, Mittens Mcmeow, who has the world record for best Big Stretch and Big Meow combo.
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