Weirdo Memes For Genuine Freaks

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    Plant - STOP
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    Publication - T PANTS PANTS PANTS UNFORTUNATELY PANTS ANTS PAGASTS Hall IT IS JUST PANTS THE THE ITEM IS PANTS 6 Velvet Designs EN obvious pants OH GODDAMMIT NOT PANTS S K
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    Font - SERVICE RATE FULL RATE DAY LETTER X NITE LETTER SERIAL DIRECT WIRE TELEGRAM COPR. 1941 EX. SUP. CO., CHGO.. MADE IN U S.A. M- BIG BOY: WHAT A DUMBELL STUNT YOU PULLED LAST NIGHT STOP WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE ME JEALOUS STOP THE NEXT TIME YOU BRING ANOTHER GIRL ALONG WHEN WE HAVE A DATE I'LL SCRATCH HER EYES OUT AND SNATCH HER BALD HEADED STOP I DON'T LIKE TRIFFLING STOP I'M ONE OF THOSE ALL OR NOTHING GIRLS CLASS of SERVICE DEFERRED SHIP RADIO X URGENT SPECIAL GET ME
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    Font - obvious plant WORST WAYS TO DIE 1. Drowning 2. Fire WARNING: Seek Joy A destroys 3. Slowly, over the course of decades in a constant state of unhappiness with only fleeting moments of joy
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    Human body - HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE. HIS FULL MOTION CONTROLS. HIS SNEAKY LEGS HIM.
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    Font - The first rule of mysterious leg bruise club is to press on it every five minutes to make sure it still hurts
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    Product - DO is BAK (1 (4 ܘ ܘ ܘ ܐ 5 8 From: Kami 02/27/00 11:47 pm Reply 2 ABC Kami i miss you so much today. <3 Don't reply this is my moms number. MOTOROLA DEF A6 Options es from the
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    Mouth - "Wake me at 6 am" scream into the amazon VO -Not helpful -Solves nothing -AHHHHHHH! -BUY IT -GRAHHHGghGHG -BUY! BUY! BUY! void obvious plant
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    Smile - RONOT REVIVE KL 201
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    Cartoon - ansctions BUSINESS-WISE THIS ALL SEEMS LIKE APPROPRIATE BUSINESS.
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    Font - deanky new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga Source: bidoof 144,803 notes A
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    Plant
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    Eyebrow - FREE LEMONADE AND SIGNED PHOTOS OF JOHN STAMOS!* SUGAR When? June 11, Noon to 4 PM Where? Christie Pits Park Walrus? That's not a question, that's an animal! NO GANG COLOURS RSVP on that social network Jesse Eisenberg invented *Photos will be signed by an individual who is not John Stamos, has no relation to Mr. Stamos, and does not bear any particular physical resemblance to the celebrity in question (the aforementioned John S.)
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    Jaw - baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs.
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    Clothing - Stopping, singlehandedly, a blow aimed at the face Opening position, jujitsu Opening position, umbrella defense A swift kick in the knee will upend the foul fiend.
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    Computer - start P
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    Head - when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to: 3
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    Daytime - G PUBLIC BATHROOMS AWARD WINNING TOILETS FOOD AVAILABLE TO POOPING & PEEING CUSTOMERS ONLY
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    Joint - just wanting friends wanting to be left alone wanting to be Loved
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    Orange - CASSE JEGO Not as good as LEGO BASE In fact, they are much worse! 48 malformed bricks 4+ obvious plant
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    Joint - When you can't explain to a neural network what is "two-handed sword" at mas ا سيدت ⒸAMба-1 -комикс
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    Sky - Don't. Don't Don't DONT DON'T
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    Font - Are YOUR employees going for a shit in YOUR time at YOUR expense...? WIPE THE SMILE OFF THEIR FAECES swarf woodchips fibre glass flint chippings BADGER'S ARSEⓇ Industrial Toilet Tissue BADGER ARSE Industrial Toilet Tissue With added Woodchip swarf, glass fibre & int shards. with FOUR THOUSAND MILLION BILLION man-hours are lost in Britain each year due to employees enjoying a shit in work's time. You can't stop them, but you can make life uncomfortable. Badger's Arse is the only toilet tis
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    Gas - 200 You DEMANDED Is Now MANDATORY POWER the convenience VOL Panasonic Omnivart XRS ODOD STOPEALT JCH HA
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    Vertebrate - MATTELE 3+ EVENT-P w moins de 36 mois WHO WILL IT BE!? Mother It is unfortunately this clown Guess Who Loves You Emotionally Fragile Bird A Man Riding Baguette obvious plant BLIND BAG SURPRISE WARNING: Bag may be empty Love match not Aguaranteed UNIT #: L1F3-MAT3 Nicest Baby Greased Up Horn Ball 10,000 Ants) Go
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    Sports equipment - VAY? [adult swim]
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    Font - THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE Jonotham Crabmeat High school vice principal Roderick Teeps ● ● Devours his ● ● ● Worries all the time ● pastor's onions Melts armour Sick of "the grind" Uses the expression "what a scoop!" incorrectly Trout backpack ● ● Took a free adult education class at the library about bookbinding Visited his ancestral hamlet and got an eye infection Has a general idea of how wolves reproduce but cannot draw an accurate depiction, even at knife-point Arcane Bullshit
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    Computer keyboard - DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS T hovik
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    Forehead - I like to viddy the old films now and again
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    Smile - WARNING: Your mother will hate it SHARPEN YOUR TEETH HOME KIT obvious plant Improves self-confidence Intimidates rivals Provides self-defense in an increasingly cruel and unsafe world Includes nail file and gauze
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    Art - GET IT TOGETHER, CADET SOMEONE HAS TO PILOT THIS MEAT SUIT
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    Plant - NUTRITIONAL SAND This is my homemade sand. No one helped me make it I believe it will make you stronger I believe eating the sand will do healing properties. Over 10 people ate my sand and said "we love it" Me (747) 224-7701 If you don't want it, fine, but please try it anyway. SAMPLES: @TRUEWAGNER
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    Vertebrate - don't care didn't ask plus I'm returning to the primordial ooze
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    Font - THIS SCHWAG 48 Aint Conna SMOKE ITSE
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