Wholesome And Barking Hilarious: 26 Tweets From Viral Sensation 'Thoughts of Dog' That Play Fetch With Our Funny Bone

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Mar 25, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

We're not going to lie, we often wonder what is going on inside the little noggin' of our furry friend. Whenever he makes one of those stupid faces at us, or gets excited about the same smelly sock over and over again, we wish we could just have a sneak peak into what he's thinking. Well, lucky for us, hilarious Twitter account 'Thoughts of Dog' does just that.

We're assuming a dog runs the account because of the unique writing style that sounds so much like how we imagine our dog sounds. If not, they're either a very smart, or very dumb, human. Either way, the tweets that come from this page are both heartwarming and funny. It really sounds like you're reading the inner workings of a dog's brain. So if you're a dog-lover, this post is for you. You will immediately understand and feel all the feels from this expressive doggo. 

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  • 01
    Organism - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes, the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i'm thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
    via @dog_feelings

    If this isn't the most heartwarming thing you've ever read, we don't know what else it could be. Actually, if you have something more heartwarming and wholesome than this, send it to us! We dare you to find something that challenges this post.

  • 02
    Font - Thoughts of Dog® @dog_feelings. Feb 14 reasons. I should be your valentine: 6. lots of cuddle experience 2. i have been told. i am cute 9. i will protect you. from evildoers 3. convenience. i am right here 5. i don't have a valentine yet
    via @dog_feelings
  • 03
    Font - Thoughts o... @dog_f... Feb 1 i am going to be. very honest i deserve endless love and affection 199 3,682 35.7K 1.4M
    via @dog_feelings

    He's right! He does deserve endless love and affection! And we're ready to give it. Belly rubs, head scritches, fetch, all the things. All the things! And we'll give him any food he wants, we're simping for him and he knows it.

  • 04
    Font - Thoughts o... @dog_f... Jan 17 the human only brought one little bag. on our walk. so naturally. i had to poop twice. they are in shambles 272 12,722 48.5K 2.5M
    via @dog_feelings
  • 05
    Font - Thoughts o... @dog_f... Jan 9 the human is using a lint roller. directly on my body. they call this. going straight to the source 106 1,694 34K 1.7M
    via @dog_feelings
  • 06
    Font - Thought... @... Dec 31, 2022 the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you 520 8,273 76.6K 5.2M
    via @dog_feelings
  • 07
    Font - Thought... @... Dec 25, 2021 SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT 826 128.5K 337.5K l
    via @dog_feelings
  • 08
    Font - Thought... @.... Dec 5, 2022 they are making a new sidewalk. in our neighborhood. and today. all the workers waved me over. and i got to put my little paw. in the wet cement. they said it would be there forever. and many years from now. someone would wonder. who that good dog was 254 t 4,628 ♡ 86K ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 09
    Font - Thought... @... Nov 24, 2022 there are only two options. for me today 1. be so good. and hope my politeness is eventually rewarded. with food 2. be a menace. and take every opportunity i have. to steal the food 322 3,794 51.7K ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 10
    Font - Thought... @... Nov 18, 2022 THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THE WEEKEND HAS BEGUN. AND MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN 125 13,852 78.6K ث ال
    via @dog_feelings
  • 11
    Font - Thought... @... Oct 28, 2022 do not rush me. on our walks. these sniffs are like my social media. and i'm scrollin 699 11.1K 125.4K 2 بار
    via @dog_feelings
  • 12
    Font - Thought... @... Oct 26, 2022 the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene 214 214 3,762 51.7K ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 13
    Font - Thought... @.... May 8, 2019 we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money 1,093 22.8K 196.9K ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 14
    Font - Thought... @... with great cuteness. responsibility 258 4,394 Jul 29, 2022 comes no 47.5K ار
    via @dog_feelings
  • 15
    Font - Thought... @... Jul 26, 2022 sometimes. the human pretends my body is a set of bongos. they don't have much rhythm. but it makes them very happy 157 4,057 60.2K ثار
    via @dog_feelings
  • 16
    Organism - Thought... @d... Aug 4, 2019 i know there's bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn't there. but for now here's my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright 1,285 38.5K 201.2K ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 17
    Font - Thought... @... May 24, 2022 if i do a big stretch. but nobody is around to say. ohhh big stretch. it was still a big stretch. it counts 228 5,481 92.4K ↓ |||||
    via @dog_feelings
  • 18
    Font - Thoughts... @d... Apr 2, 2022 today. i wasn't a very good dog april fools. i was so good 19.6K 561 266.5K ılı
    via @dog_feelings
  • 19
    Eyelash - Thoughts... @d... Oct 6, 2018 the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn't on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. I've been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze 911 265.5K 1 34.6K ♡ 265.5K
    via @dog_feelings
  • 20
    Font - @... Oct 28, 2019 Thought... occasionally during our walks. someone will pass us. and completely ignore my human. but whisper hello to me. i really enjoy this 1,163 24.8K 234K ili ↑
    via @dog_feelings
  • 21
    Organism - Thought... @... Nov 25, 2021 there are. so many humans in the household right now. the odds that a snack. will hit the floor. are the highest they have been. in several years 262 7,745 109.2K 1
    via @dog_feelings
  • 22
    Font - Thoughts... @d... Oct 7, 2021 a neighborhood dog just barked in the distance. and i barked back. they are taking roll call. and i am present 403 t 6,735 101K ث ال
    via @dog_feelings
  • 23
    Font - Thought... @... Sep 27, 2021 sometimes. i wag my tail. even if i'm not happy. and after a little while. that will make me happy 307 17,077 93.9K 1
    via @dog_feelings
  • 24
    Smile - Thought... @... Aug 24, 2021 the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch 131.8K 1 447 16.3K
    via @dog_feelings
  • 25
    Smile - Thoughts... @d... Jul 12, 2021 gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead 315 13K 103.9K ثار
    via @dog_feelings
  • 26
    Font - Thoughts... @d... Mar 3, 2021 just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know 928 14.1K 163.1K 1
    via @dog_feelings

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