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If the shoe fits, order it from Amazon.
If the shoe fits, and is on sale, then buy it.
If the shoe fits, but is not on sale, then try it on for size and order it when you get home off of Amazon.
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Too bad you can't buy everything on Amazon
If you did indeed just buy everything on Amazon, then you'd never know the joy of pushing your kitten around the supermarket.
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Till my book deal comes in or Amazon has a sale on EVERYTHING
I imagine that this would be a compounded problem if I ever win the lottery.
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When 200 stores on Amazon are selling the product you want to buy
Would be easier if there was just one good store with a solid 5-star rating on Amazon than have to decide between hundreds.
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Certain people need to stay off the Amazon website
CLOSE THE AMAZON TAB AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!
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