Hotel employee about to break from entitled guests gets one respectful check-in and gleefully gives them a big discount: ‘[For] one blessed night, I can enjoy giving a break to a GOOD guest!'

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  • "Non Karen Discount"

    So, one of the banes of my simple existence at my little corner of hospitality h I is our pool.
  • It is a very nice pool. So nice that people say, "Let's rent a room and spend the weekend swimming and lounging around the pool!", which is fine.
  • Followed by, "And invite fifty other people over, too!", which is...not. So, today is a full house a comin'.
  • Special event, premium ($340.00 *vs* maybe $109.00) rates. I check in a room. I go out shortly after to check the pool and find a suspiciously large number (ten) of people hanging out with the (four) that I checked in.
  • A quick check of the cameras shows...yep. They all piled into and then out of that one room.
  • So, the standard procedure is that I call the room (there is no answer), then I find the guest in the pool.
  • I mention that the extra people are not paid for and cannot use the common facilities.
  • The guest either gets upset and follows me back down to the desk, or follows me back to the desk and gets upset.
  • The complaints are drawn from the same Smorgasboard of excuses: No one told me it wasn't OK. Someone told me it was OK.
  • I always do this. No one else is out here. No place else does this. You're picking on me. Etc., etc., etc. At ever higher volume.
  • So, as I break the news to her, she says-unprompted- "Can I get another room? Would that work?"
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  • Uh, yeah, actually. That would solve everything. "OK, put me down for another room." Uh...OK. And off I go, slightly disoriented.
  • As I am entering it in the computer she and her husband come down. Now, I see how this will play out.
  • Recovering from her initial shock, she tells hubby, and they both come down to raise hol about it. Happens all the time.
  • Sure enough, he comes right up to the desk and says..."Is there any way we can have the new room close to our existing one?"
  • Huh? [? Well...I'm almost full but with a nip here and a tuck there, I can actually get it two doors down.
  • "Oh, that's great!" The she hands me her CC and asks the rate. I look her square in the eye and say, "$125.00".
  • She looks confused and says, "How much was my other room? Why was that so much more?"
  • I said, "Two reasons. One: That is our rate tonight. Two: I gave you a discount for the second room because (my exact words) you aren't acting like an a h le about this".
  • They left, spent the night swimming happily, and we still had a couple of rooms left to sell when I clocked out so no one is going to wonder about any steep discounts.
  • Now, we all know that when I get into work on Monday, I will find out that the rooms were trashed, the cops called, the breakfast pillaged, and every other thing that could go wrong.
  • But, for one night- one blessed night-I can enjoy giving a break to a GOOD guest instead of having to put my foot down with yet another j ..

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