Cats can be such goobers. They chase their little cat toys (or crumpled up pieces of paper that they chose to play with instead of the toys you bought) and they watch the Amazon deliveries get brought to your door intently from the upstairs window, but what's going through that noggin of theirs? The goofy feline predator that you have living in your home is actually a sleeper agent waiting for activation. Once a cute, silly cat has entered the home of each American family, gaining their trust and servitude, cattos everywhere will be awakened and the kitten empire will rise. Until then though, they'll lick their tummies carelessly and attack your ankles every time you walk by the couch.
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