Gather round, and hear the legend of Tielandia, the homeland of the Cockatiel Lords, the ancestors of all cockatiels. These mighty avians were brave and honorable warriors, who protected their land and their people with amazing aeronautic techniques and masterful sword skills. But none were as skillful as Pika the Great, whose fabulous feathers were known throughout the lands.
Pika had many titles, chief among them being 'Pika the Boid', for the way he seemingly disappeared into the darkness of the void during battle, to magically appear somewhere else on the battlefield, with the strength and grace of a ninja warrior. Truly, no one could match his strength in battle, but more than that, it was said that his singing voice could rouse even the most fearful of his soldiers into a battle fervor, all to the tune of the holy Tielandia tunes of lore.
When handling cockatiels, always remember the ancient words: If you mess with the tiel, you gets the steel. This is derived from the fact that cockatiels are descended from master swordebirds who never lost a duel.
Behold the cockatiel king, lord of the roost! See how his majestic wings strike fear into his enemies and bring courage to his subjects! Hear his mighty battle cry of BEEP BEEP BEEP as he prepares to charge into battle!
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