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21 Times Delusional People Demanded the Most Ridiculous Things for Free or a Discount in Exchange for "Exposure" or Because They Feel "Entitled" to It

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  • 1. "Perfect response to an influencer wanting free goods ??!"

    Font - Personal blog here, editor, creative director, & content creator. I am reaching out to brands who would be keen to collab with me on a Eid Festivity. I will be hosting a supper for approximately 15 guests in my home and will be creating Eid content and incorporating Eid gifts as well as decor and delicious treats / desserts. Besides social media marketing, All brands involved will receive/ be tagged in content - both stills and video. As a good gesture and during Ramadaan, I would also li
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  • Font - Wslm! AA I hope you are well I do have a special for content creators etc. Full payment will be required, but I will give you a special code for your followers to use. So if 10 customers order from me using your code I will reimburse you completely! Let me know what you think Oh ok I see, no problem. Let me first see which other brands are keen and then i can get back to you xx
  • 2. "Please give me a free house, but at least one South facing window"

    Font - 09:22 artistic patron for two years of thinking and creation time Edinburgh 26 mars 2023 GARENGAZ 100% if you are an eccentric millionaire/billionaire who by chance is reading this, it's exactly what it says on the tin - I am after an artistic patron who can fund two years of thinking time where I can read, research, take classes and work on the longform projects that I currently do not have enough time and money to do so. - I am working and creating at the same time and looking for yet m
  • 3. "OP asks for help getting pizza for her husband’s birthday. Next picture shows someone offering to buy Little Caesars, but OP wants Pizza Hut instead ???????"

    Font - Moms Help Moms (C) Hi I really hate asking tomorrow is my husband's birthday and I don't even have food in the house would anyone be able to help all he wants is a pizza for his birthday and I can't even do that. 14 comments Like Comment Send
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  • Font - If anyone can pick up, I can order little Caesar's for her 14h Like Reply Author 16 I know it sounds silly but he wants the new Yorker from pizza hun men are so weird when it comes to food lol 12h Like Reply 1
  • 4. "They give me a discount but I wanted more, one star rating!!"

    Jaw - B 5 months ago ●●● Like : Called to see if they had a military discount and yes they do 5%. They can't even do 10%? Glad my service means nothing to these people.
  • 5. "We need a new RV to live in. Needs large kitchen to seat 10. Can't weigh too much. Less than $12k. Feel free to give us a new truck too."

    Font - Posts Reels Please pray with us the read is long but explains things. Please feel free to ask here or message me if you have any questions. Our family is down to the final weeks of being able to stay in our RV. The floor is falling out and some of us are exhibiting symptoms of mold exposure, meaning we need to get out soon. We need to find a new to us RV under budget (I'm aiming for under $12k), under weight (RV needs to be under 8,900 pounds for safety of our old truck towing it) and und
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  • Font - Posts Reels can live on the counter and be used where they live, a walk around master bed and outdoor kitchen. The rest of our list takes us over weight for our truck but we would love it if we could at least comfortably seat 8 people and would be overjoyed if that was 10 (I want to be able to invite people inside for Bible Study in yucky weather- currently we either find a building to use or cancel if weather is wet/ cold). Because of financial and weight constraints we are looking for a
  • 6. "Two different “offers” on the same fb market post" (1)

    Terrestrial plant - do you still have the 3ds can you do $100 instead i will have to spend lot in gas money to pick it up so it's only fair it's $100 Yes it is still available O' you can deliver it instead then and i will do $150 highest offer A Sorry but I can't do that. I need the money and it comes with multiple games and a working charger so I don't see it to be worth that. Still no, I'm not willing to deliver and I need it to be sold Text Message
  • Font - please my birthday is next week i need it Fuck You Still no, I'm not willing to deliver and I need it to be sold at the full price. O' A As I already said, No. If you would like to buy it at full price then messaging me again. If not I will be blocking this number. Text Message
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  • 7. "Two different “offers” on the same fb market post" (2)

    Light - Hello, I am interested Yes can u deliver I have no car I have no car O' About the 3DS Xl? Unfortunately no I cannot but Im willing to meet at A No I don't have enough money for that Maybe you can have someone drive you or get a taxi? You can't afford that but are able to buy the 3ds? Text Message 25 E 个
  • Font - You can't afford that but are able to buy the 3ds? I thought I can get a discount I used to work with O' I can't give you a discount and I can't deliver. A Text Message My mom J 个
  • 8. "Looking for a $500k "donation"... It's the reply for me"

    Rectangle - 2h Are there any big philanthropic donors who will donate $500k to help start up a new local business in South I know it's impossible/a long shot but maybe someone is out there! Vote 5 ⠀ Share To +11h Donate is vastly different than invest. Reply +2.33m Vote ↓ Lol imagine asking Reddit if anyone in has a cool half mil to give to a stranger for a random business +41h You're looking for an angel investor. Google that with and maybe there are groups out there you can apply to. ⠀ Reply O
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  • 9. "I will graciously allow you to experience the joy of taking care of my dog for me"

    Font - Daniel Jubelirer to Nort Ĵ Hey friends! I'm going to be traveling a bit this spring, summer and fall and am looking to add to my list of dog sitters for Jada. Ideal person(s) live in the East Bay, have experience w/ dogs, and want to do this for the joy of having a dog around rather than a paid thing. You could stay in my room or I can bring her to you. She's a 20 lb labradoodle, very sweet, easy to
  • 10. "I am absolutely flabbergasted that this person would ask ppl to watch her 2 kids for 10 hours a day at 2 dollars an hour. Be fr ??"

    Font - 7:46 8h Can anyone watch my kids while I work? My hours are 3:30-1:00 am. I am willing to pay and do request it be at my place. Like is w Comment I would if I was closer! 7h Like Reply How much an hour ? 6h Like Reply Send My daughter need babysitting help we are willing to pay 7h Like Reply 20 a day, 100 a week. 6h Like Reply Write a reply... ...
  • 11. "Insure your car and teach me to drive for free! But hey I’ll buy you McDonalds…"

    Rectangle - < 22:09 Like 3h. I'm looking in to learning how to drive. I don't have much money at the moment as I want to save it all in getting a good car when I pass. So I can save my money would anyone be willing with letting me drive their car and teaching me for free. I can give a free maccies on the way if wanted. let me know if you can 22 74 Comment Send
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  • 12. "Local family owned laundrette with a history of mistreating staff offering a zero hour contract (but need you available full time) and no hourly rate."

    Font - Laundry operatives needed for commercial busy laundry, zero hour contracts but work is very constant, must be available Monday to Friday some weekends are a must, available full time preferred but not essential, times are 08:00 til 17:00, when we are busy days will be longer, you need to be physically fit and cope with long hours on your feet, heavy lifting is involved and training will be given, 12week probation period will start if the interview goes well, immediate starts available. Pl
  • 13. "For the love of music not money... Even Muse did free gigs before they was famous"

    Font - Hi is there any 1 who is musical/in a band who wants to get a good opportunity? Were having a wedding party and looking for people to do the music for the night. We've been quoted silly money from the bands we've rang-they are making so much money from just playing a few songs it's disgusting this is hard times for us all and we can't afford much It will be a good opportunity for a band or singer to perform and get themselves seen and make some free publicity. There will be food and drink
  • 14. "Now they want free web development and graphic design for 'exposure'"

    Automotive tire - Mayor L Corner March 17, 2023 With last week's groundbreaking for our new on Civic Center, this project has shifted into 4th gear & things are moving fast! -- over the next couple of weeks we'll be developing printed information for use in fundraising to help defray project costs. If you are, or know anyone who is, experienced in website and graphic design, and willing to donate some time to help create website and printed information about the project, your help will be much a

    "My small town repeatedly voted down a multi million dollar city hall/police station so they took money from the reserve fund and siphon from our exorbitant water bills to build it anyways…."

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  • 15. "Please do not waste my time and apply if this salary does not meet your expectations." [$60 A MONTH] WOW, JUST WOW!

    Font - My feed Saved Full-Time Data Entry Excel VA Fixed-price Posted 5h ago $60 Budget Search Entry level Experience Level I am looking for a full-time VA to research DATA and input them into a spreadsheet. Job is simple and easy. I will provide training videos so you can watch and learn. -Must be have excellent attention to detail -Must understand speak and understand English -Must be punctual and committed to the task 5 days per week. 8 hrs per day on a variety of tasks on data entry and rese
  • 16. Paying peanuts for a destination wedding photo shoot.

    Organism - recommendations. is looking for Just now. I'm looking for a photographer in the Honolulu area to shoot my destination wedding in July. We have a very strict budget. We can pay you $400 + as a bonus you can have one of the gift bags we put together for our guests. I will also give you a shout out on my Instagram. I have 2,000 followers so that's great advertisement for you. Please message me with your contact info. Thanks!
  • 17. "Are you a landscaper? Do you fancy four days of back breaking work for less than minimum wage? Fancy paying for materials too?"

    Font - shout OUT! Caline Hi, The Real Shout Out Calne 34 m I'm looking to get a gravel driveway installed. Would just need digging out, sub base put in, with a membrane and then Gravel on top. I won't be accepting quotes over £250. Cash waiting. Probably wouldn't take any more than 4 days. X If you would like to be interviewed for the job and quote please comment below and I will get in touch. Thanks in advance. 48 38 comments
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  • 18. "One free car from god coming at your way ma'am"

    Automotive parking light - Augusta marketplace ows 1d X I am looking for a reliable FREE car (any model or make) preferably 2016 or better that someone is willing to give away. I have three young children and praying that God blesses me with a car. I trust God because He is faithful in His promises FREE 2016 Honda Accord 300 miles Augusta, GA MESSAGE
  • 19. "Let me eat for free ill give you exposure"

    Font - Hello all business owners, I'm making YouTube videos doing food reviews If you own/manage a business of some kind then please get in touch I'm offering you a free video in return for a free meal to film at your restaurant/cafe It's exciting and I'm getting great feed back with videos I've already done. Cheers Tom pm me if u want your restaurant to be filmed 4 8 comments
  • 20. "Rocks for sale... She actually marked it as 'Used - Like New'"

    Green - Resale Group 2d. ✪ : $300 Large Landscape Rocks ... Rocks for sale. Must take all and remove them yourself. +6 X Message
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  • Font - 4) Most applicable ✓ So you're charging someone $300 to do landscaping for you. Nice. Like Reply 1d No rocks 12h Like Reply Write a reply... I'm selling Look, I don't mean to hurt feelings here, but in the group, you'd have an easier time selling crack rocks for $300 14h Like Reply 4
  • 21. "I'd like to help, but I'd rather not endanger my health for free."

    Font - February 19 at 9:21 PM I need to shop for some toiletries/groceries at Walmart today. But my precious 5yo and 3yo daughters have noravirus so they can't go with me. Can someone watch them? It would have to be for free, since I'll only be gone for six hours. They should be OK, just make sure they puke in the bucket or toilet only. 24 Like Like Reply Share 2d Comment this. ask a friend or something instead? Like Reply Share 2d I'd like to help but I would rather not endanger my health for f

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