10+ Top Tinder Moments of the Week (March 29, 2022)

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

Mar 29, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

It's a wild world out there… and when you open the magical wardrobe of online dating, there's no telling what might spill forth. Sure, you're probably going to encounter some mischievous fauns—who have more experience sending unsolicited photos of their anatomical features than participating in actual conversation. You'll probably also run into that ice queen who cares for naught but how she's perceived on social media—but is seeking a partner to finance her photo-centric misadventures. You might even encounter an actual lion—whose alarming ability to engage in alluring conversation is nothing but a facade designed to mask its ego-fueled lust for human flesh.

I'm running out of suitable Chronicles of Narnia references here, and it's admittedly been a very long time since I opened one of those books, so somebody—please… help me out here.

Regardless, the point still stands: When you open the box of dating chocolates, there's no telling what you'll get. (The references are all over the place—just roll with it.) Keep reading for this week's selection of "Top Tinder Moments."

For more, check out the last iteration.

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Bullet dodged...

via u/Hayden3456
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"I've saved my favorite lines from the past year, buddy told me they belong here."

via u/CavAce
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Sometimes there is such thing as being too honest...

via u/EDIT_ID
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via u/DanintheVortex
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via u/joshuaaa_l
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via u/ChimpChiller
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via u/SandwichAgainstGod
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via u/__klonk__
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via u/depressed_jellybear
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via u/XxbloodawgxX
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via u/UpstairsWorry5653
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via u/Kenna_F
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via FetchMyBrownPants