It's Saturday, and you know what that means folks! That's right, it's time for the Sat-derp-day Parade, where the derpiest animals from all the land gather and show off their incredible derpiness for all to see and enjoy! I'm your host, The Hip-Hop Hippo, and we're about to get super derpy down here at the starting line! All of our participants are eager to get started, so let's get going!
As you can see, we've gathered all kinds of derpy delights for you today folks, from derpy doggos to fantastic felines! We have floats showing amazing things, such as derpy doggy yoga and the duck reincarnation of the world's greatest mind, Albert Quackstein! So get ready for the derpiest parade of the week, cuz it's Sat-derp-day, and we're about to get derpy!
Somehow managing to look both eldritch and derpy at the same time, the common potoo looks into your soul, at absolutely nothing and also everywhere in the universe, all at the same time! We did not think that something derpy was capable of giving us nightmares, but nature just keeps on giving.
And the award for bird most similar to an emo clown goes to the crested auklet. They can often be seen at Insane Clown Posse events, when not spending their time terrorizing the dreams of Pennywise the clown from IT.
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