30 of the Funniest Men's Bumble Dating App Profiles

Any girl who uses dating apps knows that there is absolutely no shortage whatsoever of weird men's dating profiles. Whether it's the bizarre pictures, the crazy 'about me,' or some of the 'out there' prompts - there are some men on these apps that are just too much.

Don't get me wrong, some of them make us laugh out loud but others are just plain weird. There's the really worrying ones (is he a mass murderer?) and the strange fetish ones that make you want to puke, the creepy old man profiles and the 'too hot to handle' profiles - and everything in between.

Either way ladies, we know how tiring dating apps can be but sometimes, just sometimes you've got to laugh - because let's face it if you didn't you'd just cry. Here are 30 of the funniest and weirdest Men's Bumble profiles we came across recently.

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