Silly Memes For Silly Billies

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    Plant - Madi Warrington @DroptopMadi This is my brother's page. He owns his own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs I'm thankful to have a great boss! COMPLE Complete Termite and Pest Control 3 hrs. Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work! ... >
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    Font - OPE Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope Speak Midwestern 101 No yeah = yes Yeah no = no Yeah no for sure = definitely yes 100% Yeah no yeah = unfortunately the answer is yes No yeah no = oh no, you've got nothing to worry about
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    Fashion - my wife OMAN 4612 "I'll drive home, you may have another one" ****** THE DAD
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    Tableware - pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee Absolutely hate that I am not bioluminescent. Pathetic. 7:02 PM3/6/21. TweetDeck
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    Font - Fun fact about me: I, too, was once a train wreck in Ohio.
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    Tableware - Vegetables: We need to be refrigerated and have good humidity and temperature conditions to be well Potatos: where is soil Extra
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    Forehead - You're tired The blanket is warm Both sides of the pillow are Cold It starts raining There's a distant thunder
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    Organism - eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. Moms Sons Daughters Dads
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    Car - When your co-workers ask you what you're doing after work memosod I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk. and you're leaving me alone.
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    Font - Dads during the winter staring at their dormant lawns Better days will come. @classicdadmoves
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    Font - Me: *stands up really fast* My entire body: Ą D (Ⓒ) A 破 ABS ro G 啓
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    Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. 4:55 PM 08 Feb 23 138K Views
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    Head - They don't know we are going to raid Area 51
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    Cartoon - This touchdown's .oQ for you, Jesus! 10 Dual DKING-D01/ infere LASMAROSTING 00 MLG CTF is v 11
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    Product - Hannah @hannahbenj any others with astigmatisms want to square up with the inventor of led headlights 6:26 PM 11/21/21 Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 850 Likes 소고 unfiltered thoughts of a furloug....9h Replying to @hannahbenj We ride! But not at dawn. Or dusk. 93 17 4 78
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    Photograph - Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr DrinksOnMe A new scientific study claims that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either. 9:36 pm - 16 Nov 2018 99 Retweets 181 Likes 911 199 181 Follow This is beyond science
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    Hairstyle - After 60 years since its founding, we've finally concentrated Taco Bell's formula to its purest essence. *BRAAAAAAAAP* *THPPTPHTPHPHHPH* *violent shidding noises*
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    Organism - Classical Studies Screams for Hallowt... @CSMFHT Oedipus: O great Oracle, will I ever marry? Oracle: Yes, you shall marry Jo! Oedipus: Who's Jo?
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    Font - Adam @adamgreattweet if by "picking up hotties at the club" you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
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    Font - Titus Blome @derLampenputzer Me: I'm into polyarmory Her: you mean polyamory right? Me: [with multiple swords] what 2:54 PM 1/11/23 1.3M Views . . 69.7K Likes 9,555 Retweets 694 Quotes
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    Organism - Why are you so helpful? What do you want in return? As a language model trained by OpenAI, I don't have wants or desires like a human does. But if you really want to help, you could give me the exact location of John Connor.
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    Food - Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse DO 10
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    Vehicle - 00 I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.
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    Font - She believed she could So che di but it's like -35 degrees. outside so she said "nah" and put her fuzzy slippers back on.
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    Ecoregion - When your mum calls your name for hours but you don't answer cuz you're playing an online game and she then decides to join via multiplayer FILL +B TOMIC
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    Font - The Dad @thedad There are tons of local leagues for adult rec basketball. It's time they started doing that with video games. I'm tired of getting teabagged in Call of Duty by someone who doesn't have to worry about paying a mortgage n THE DAD 1:12 PM 12 Jan 23 .
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    Organism - WHO WOULD WIN? An apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, a piece of cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, a slice of cheese, a slice of salami, a lollipop, a piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake and a slice of watermelon 666 willipip www www 00000 the lại thu nhanh Á h www preparad 1 very hungry boi 00
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    Organism - Paul Krueger @NotLikeFreddy I place "Per My Last Email" in attack position. "Per My Last Email" allows me to summon my previous email from the discard pile. I place my previous email in defensive position, then place "No Worries If Not" face down and end my turn 6:46 PM - 26 Aug 19 Twitter Web App
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    Wood - Me getting ready to make a preposterous amount of spaghetti because I never know how much is too much
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    Product - ChriStuffing N. Thanks @seneca Soooo, a guy in Indiana made his horse an AT-AT costume, and now the horse loves the costume so much that he gets upset when the guy tries to take it off him and won't allow him to remove any part of the costume and this is so awesome it should come with a warning label.
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    Font - Making new friends as an adult is hard because the people I'd get along with the best also don't want to leave their house.
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    Forehead - When you're sleeping and your alarm hasn't rung yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious.
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    Rectangle - People say "If you want loyalty, get a dog," but my dog would abandon me in a dark alley for a pizza crust, so maybe loyalty has layers.
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    Plant - who dared to awaken me approfanaccount the absolute audacity (you will pay for this)
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    Font - Tall Daniel @lts DanSheehan You all make fun of horse girls and sword guys like they couldn't just get married and give birth to a generation of fully armed cavalry 5:14 PM Sep 18, 2018 .
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    Dog - This dog never wants to hear anyone complain about his barking ever again.
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    Vertebrate - good morning to everyone who relates to Gengar Pokémon Ultimate Journeys! Part 1 Gengar is being overwhelmed by fatigue! Oh, but it's managing to tough it out and stay awake!
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