We're not generally afraid of the ocean, but do get a little squeamish whenever something touches our leg while we're swimming. This, however, is definitely something to be afraid of. We had no idea that sea cucumbers ate like we do at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet, but the way it stuffs its mouth that literally unfurls out of nowhere, revealing ten arms that grab whatever is next to it, will be the fuel of our nightmares for the next couple of days.
Luckily, hilarious commenters on the Reddit thread are here to save the day. You there's going to be a few "I should call her" jokes up in here, and they're just as funny as they always are. We hope you enjoy this brief moment of horror and hilarity in your day. If nothing else, it's something funny to send to your coworkers instead of working. Don't mind us, though, we won't be going in the ocean anytime soon after watching this. That's a lie, we love watching little fishies swim around us, but we wouldn't want to be next to one of these things!
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This looks nothing like what we imagined a sea cucumber looking like. Why does it look like some sort of eldritch sixth-dimension final boss? Why can't it be cute and colorful, like a normal cucumber?
This is an even more terrifying thought! If it was just blowing kisses like this, we wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of those kisses. Don't get on this sea cucumber's bad side, it might kill you with love!
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