Redditor Posts Terrifying Video of a Sea Cucumber Nomming, Hilarious Comments and Nightmares Follow

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Apr 11, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

We're not generally afraid of the ocean, but do get a little squeamish whenever something touches our leg while we're swimming. This, however, is definitely something to be afraid of. We had no idea that sea cucumbers ate like we do at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet, but the way it stuffs its mouth that literally unfurls out of nowhere, revealing ten arms that grab whatever is next to it, will be the fuel of our nightmares for the next couple of days.

Luckily, hilarious commenters on the Reddit thread are here to save the day. You there's going to be a few "I should call her" jokes up in here, and they're just as funny as they always are. We hope you enjoy this brief moment of horror and hilarity in your day. If nothing else, it's something funny to send to your coworkers instead of working. Don't mind us, though, we won't be going in the ocean anytime soon after watching this. That's a lie, we love watching little fishies swim around us, but we wouldn't want to be next to one of these things!

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    Marine invertebrates
    via u/padmanabhapillai

    This looks nothing like what we imagined a sea cucumber looking like. Why does it look like some sort of eldritch sixth-dimension final boss? Why can't it be cute and colorful, like a normal cucumber?

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    Font - Vladplaya 9 hr. ago Wtf did I just watch with my two innocent eyeballs? Reply Share 5.3k .
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    Font - legendoflink3 Just imagine 7 hr. ago it weirdly likes to blow kisses.
    via u/legendoflink3

    This is an even more terrifying thought! If it was just blowing kisses like this, we wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of those kisses. Don't get on this sea cucumber's bad side, it might kill you with love!

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    Font - DontDoItTuna - 9 hr. ago This is terrifying. ↑ 2.1k Reply Share
    via u/DontDoItTuna
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    Font - sm12511 6 hr. ago NOM NOM NOM!
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    Font - Major_R_Soul. 7 hr. ago "GARY! Hehe, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary."
    via u/Major_R_Soul
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    Font - yParticle 7 hr. ago Wastes no time greedily stuffing its face.
    via u/yParticle
  • 08
    Font - chillwithpurpose. 5 hr. ago Looks like me at all you can eat sushi.
    via u/chillwithpurpose
  • 09
    Font - FkYouShorsey. 6 hr. ago "mmmmMMMMBLUGRBLURGERBLURGshloopshloopshloop"
    via u/FkYouShorsey
  • 10
    Font - Annette Bishop . 6 hr. ago For some reason I had always thought they were filter feeders. Nope. Weird tentacle monsters...because why not...
    via u/Annette Bishop
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    Font - Low_Departure_5853 7 hr. ago Videos like this make me not want to go into the ocean.
    via u/Low_Departure_5853
  • 12
    Font - Magellan-88 6 hr. ago . I dunno what specific phobia this is....but I definitely have it....
    via u/Magellan-88
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    Font - -lavenderhaze. 7 hr. ago The butthole must FEED
    via u/-lavenderhaze
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    Font - KnOtnatural 7 hr. ago Reminds me of someone I know
    via u/KnOtnatural
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    Font - kuhnyfe878 4 hr. ago I should call her
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    via u/padmanabhapillai

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