If you are the proud owner of a ginger cat and an expert on kitty stupidity, you know that just because a cat has an overly developed predator brain, doesn't mean that they know how to use it. Some cats are downright doornails and even with the heavy artillery in their noggins– fast reflexes, incredible eyesight, prey processing power– these cattos are acting a bit simple minded. Like a drunkard, your rescue tabby might randomly decide to go sprinting around the house, only to run directly into stationary, easily avoidable objects. What a dummy. Despite being litter box trained, your cat might just decide to forget how the sand works, flicking the litter all over your house before dropping their deuce on the kitchen floor. He's just a silly pickle. Even when your cat seems to know exactly what you're thinking, with sympathy and love on their face, they might still scratch you on the hand instead of giving you the cuddle you needed. Sigh, he's just a bonehead I guess.
