Welcome all to the 17th annual Llamapalooza! Every year, llamas from all over the world travel far and wide for the ultimate in llama festivities, right here at the original llama farm! Situated near the alpaca foothills of Baaaaland, this amazing site turns into one of the most amazing venues, packed with colorful lights, amazing food, awesome music, and of course, llamas!
On top of the general festival atmosphere, there are many wonderful llama-themed events, such as our soul-soothing llama yoga (no downward dog here), our extreme llama obstacle courses, and the fan favorite: the annual llama apple bob! So come on down to Llamapalooza and get ready to have a llamatastic time with some of the coolest and derpiest llamas around!
The continuation of the sentence is 'run away very quickly because he has a machine gun'. Why does he have a machine gun? Good question. He's actually part llama, part attack helicopter, so just be glad he didn't inherit the flight capabilities too.
Behold the snow llama, a true paragon of purity, whose noble coat and graceful knee knobs are the closest we will ever get to knowing what true bliss is. Verily, it is a blessed day for one to even see such magnificent art of such a benevolent being.
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