'A blep a day keeps the doctor away'. To us, this sentence might seem like utter nonsense, but to the animals that live on the planet known as Blepearth, this sentence is a daily reminder to stay healthy with the power of bleps. For on their planet, the bleps we often take for granted carry great power with them, and are capable of powering extraordinary magics that can help these derpy animals with their everyday lives, even healing them from most common sicknesses.
Some of these majestic blep magicians have discovered spells that can help even the least aerodynamic of animals soar through the air like an eagle, while others have found ways to help some animals breathe underwater like our fishy friends so that they can fully explore the magical depths of the boundless ocean at their leisure.
Larry the magic llama is known for his incredibly bad spellcasting, so much so that animals go to him and ask for the opposite of what they want, as it is a foolproof way to get what they actually want, for way cheaper than any advanced blepgician.
You wouldn't expect it from how cute this calf is, but he is actually the highest-ranked blep sage in all of Blepearth, capable of altering reality with the flick of his awedorable little tongue. Unfortunately for the animals of Blepearth he is also planning world domination.
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