For better or worse, huh? I suppose we're in the latter category then when it's 3AM and all you want is to peacefully sleep in silence but your motorboat-snorer husband is shaking the whole room with his breathing. If you could even call the choked sounds coming from the back of his throat "breathing". Should you check his vitals? In every marriage there are moments where you get real tired of the other. Not only have you vowed to spend your entire lives together– woo, romantic –but that also means that you have to put up with each other for eternity. That's a long time, sweetheart.
Obviously your hubby is still your boo and if anybody came after him the way you do, you would smite them. Only you, as the wife, are allowed to roast your man. That was the deal you made when you took his last name. You got burn rights for the rest your lives.