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Small Car Dealer Executes Sweet Justice on Persistent Spammer

Stumbled across this throwback of a spammer getting spammed in glorious fashion, and it was just too damn satisfying not to try and get back in recirculation for you guys. You can almost hear him (if it wasn't some shitty bot) screaming, livid, utterly devastated at his screen...."UNSEND! UNSEND! UNSEND!" Craigslist spammers, or ones hailing from any dark recess of the devious underworld are the bane of our existence. Nothing warms the heart more than to see swift justice being carried out where its due; and god only knows what ever became of this persistent little bastard. 

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    Text - 12% oSprint 8:29 PM Message Contact Text Message Today 6:17 PM Do you still have this available for sale?2004 Ford F150 FX4 SuperCab Yes I do I read an understand the add quite alright, but there are few thing i would like to know about the item (1) are you the first owner (2)Let me know its condition? (3) Your last asking price.(4) i will be alad to Text Message Send
    Via Cardealerthrowaway
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    Text - 12% o Sprint 8:29 PM Messages Contact aShing price.(4) i will be glad to see more picture... Ah. what do you mean You should come see it. I will not be able to come for the check up and am satisfied with your advert price,as am requesting this transaction should be done via PayPal so the PayPal charges is on me,If mv offer is Text Message Send
    Via Cardealerthrowaway
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    Text - 12% o Sprint 8:30 PM Messages Contact done via PayPal so the PayPal charges is on me,lf my offer is acceptable kindly send me your PayPal email and your name including your phone#. or send me money request to gmail.com so reb. i can pay you right away.I am busy at work and do not have much time around me, Crawford That's interesting. I think NOlve t todma Text Message Send
    Via Cardealerthrowaway
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    Text - o Sprint 8:30 PM 12% Contact Messages That's interesting. I think you've contacted me about another car. You must have a lot of money! Your name was different then. Same email address. Did you get a name change? text me your paypal account email for the payment I don't have paypal. We use the Yen conversion How do I set one up it's easy and free to open a paypal account. Just go to Text Message Send
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    Text - o Sprint 8:31 PM 12% Messages Contact it's easy and free to open paypal account. Just go to there website www.paypal.com and set up a personal account there. Paypal is the world leading payment master that protects both buyer/seller interest. And with paypal, you are on a secured transaction. Above all, it's like instant cash. As soon as you open an account, get back to me with the name and email that you linked with your paypal account and I will have your money sant asan Text Message Se
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    Text - 11% o Sprint 8:31 PM Messages Contact email that you linked with your paypal account and I will have your money sent asap Do you need my password too? no I only need your paypal account email which link to your paypal only for the payment I should probably disclose the car was in an accident. Is that a problem for you? where does it have an accident Text Message Send
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    Text - oSprint 8:31 PM 11% Messages Contact where does it have an accident St. Louis East side :( ok no problem once you set up today kindly get back to me with your paypal account email for the payment.Than k you for be loyal Boy, now that you bring loyalty in, I really feel likeI should tell you that a guy was in the back when it crashed. He didn't make it. Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - 11% oSprint 8:31 PM Contact Messages crasned. He dian t make it. Forgive me for speaking ill of those no longer with us, but the guys and I didn't like him much anyway. Anyway, nothing a little bondo and black ice air fresheners won't fix. Am I right? :) By the way, you seem like a nice guy, I'll throw in a couple of extra air fresheners for you. Trust me, it's a good thing Okay kindly get back to me with your paypal account email for the payment Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - o Sprint 8:31 PM 11% Messages Contact payment Thanks alot Glad to hear your willing to be flexible. FY, I'm going to need a delivery charge for that air freshener. Are you ok with that? how much is that 37.50. It's a standard charge. Again, that's yen so not as bad as it sounds. I have to have that on the paperwork or my boss will get mad. He hits. I hate him. Do you like your boss? Text Message Send
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    Text - o Sprint 8:31 PM 11% Messages Contact payment Thanks alot Glad to hear your willing to be flexible. FY, I'm going to need a delivery charge for that air freshener. Are you ok with that? how much is that 37.50. It's a standard charge. Again, that's yen so not as bad as it sounds. I have to have that on the paperwork or my boss will get mad. He hits. I hate him. Do you like your boss? Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - 11% o Sprint 8:32 PM Messages Contact him. Do you like your boss? yes i love my boss calculate all together and get back to me Roughly 17k after tax title licence and mgmt fee. Will that work for you? ok text me your paypal account email for the payment Oh, I forgot to ask, will you be titling in Ohio? i have alot of things to do My pick up agent will Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - 11% o Sprint 8:32 PM Messages Contact i have alot of things to do My pick up agent will come for that I just want to make sure I get the state right on the paperwork. Again, my boss -the hitting. Should I put Ohio for now? yes Ohio will be good The car isn't in Ohio, but something about your dialect made me think, "this guy's from Ohio!" I tried to create the acct Text Message Send
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    Text - o Sprint 8:32 PM 11% Messages Contact "this guy's from Ohio!" I tried to create the acct It says reb already taken. gmail.com is Did I spell it right? you dont need to use my email use yours email i already set up with it so use your email address Or maybe capitals? REB. @GMAIL It sounds like I'm yelling, lol Oh,my email Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - o Sprint 8:32 PM 11% Messages Contact Oh, my email no dont use my email use your personal email Is it okay If I use my biz email? I also have a .gov acct. If that would be preferred. okay you can use that also All set up, here you go spam@uce.gov what do you mean is this your paypal or i should confirm it first Text Message Send
    Via _
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    Text - 11% oSprint 8:32 PM Messages Contact All set up, here you go spam@uce.gov what do you mean is this your paypal or i should confirm it first Can you email me at that email just to confirm you are really Reb Sorry to be wierd about it, just need to know I can trust you. @gmail? ok email me you email Just use spam@uce.gov ok Text Message Send
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    Text - o Sprint 8:32 PM 11% Contact Messages email just to confirm you are really Reb Sorry to be wierd about it, just need to know I can trust you. @gmail? ok email me you email Just use spam@uce.gov ok i just sent you an email did you receive my email No, you just emailed the FBI anti fraud division. I sent this conversation as well. Don't text me again. Text Message Send
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