According to cat theology, the world was created in eight days, and on the ninth the cats swooped in and stole it, making it theirs. This is why they firmly believe that most things in the world belong to them and that whatever doesn't legally become theirs if they steal it. This theology works great for our feline friends but kinda sucks for the rest of us, but hey, they're too charismatic to stop anyways.
Plus they're also pretty darn cute when in the midst of their little kitty robberies, which is exactly why we've compiled a wonderful collection of these stealthy and derpy cats right in the middle of their heists! Now you can enjoy all the cuteness and silliness, without having to lose your favorite meal or your ancient family heirlooms.
Somewhere out there is a child who was about to eat his last chicken wing, only to be foiled at the last moment by Butters the Conqueror, stealer of all things tasty, vanquisher of children, scratcher of posts, hisser of dogs, first of his name.
In most cases, art imitates life, but in this specific case, we see life imitating art. Specifically, a cat that looks white a live-action Garfield should look like doing his best at lazily stealing some delicious lasagna. He also looks like he hates Mondays.
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