Love is in the air in Derplandia, as two noble's children, Clawdia of the Kittenistas and Derpo of the Doggintons, are to be married by the end of the week! But behold, a secret meeting takes place, where stealthy feline enemies of the Doggingtons plan to ruin the wedding. Chaos ensues, but will our derpy couple be wed? Find out at the opening night of the amazing retelling of the Bard's magnificent work, Much A-derp About Nothing!
Tickets are selling fast, so get on to the Fur-Baby Museum's website or pop on down to get them before they're all bought up! And don't forget to pop into our exhibit on the Ultimate Ninja Cat Warriors of the past, with its own interactive obstacle course for animals aged 6-99.
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The saying 'A bird in the hand is worth three in the bush' does not hold up to the standards of derpy birds, as a derpy bird in the hand is worth 50 regular birds in the bush, a fact proven by Derplandia's greatest derpadolgists.
Moorice the cow, a true paragon of derpy honor, the first cow member of the knights of Derp, Derplandias first line of defense against their enemies. He is able to to hyper activate his brain with his derpy tongue, a feat that has granted him the title of 'Bestest Tactician'.
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