Relationship Memes for Toxic Singles With Chaotic Energy and Full DMs

A man will offer to buy you a drink at the bar and think that his generosity must be rewarded in some way– with your time, a look, a smooch, you name it. However, what they don't realize is that the drink they just ordered you, a ruby red manhattan with extra cherries, is actually your ticket out of this bar and onto the next. No offense buddy, but if you offer to give me something for free, it's not a transaction, I don't owe you anything. Some might say that's toxic, but sassy singles will beg to differ. It's not your fault that all these boys want to give you things; it's not like you're asking them to be your sugar daddy, it just kind of worked out that way. So God forbid one of your drink suppliers gets a hold of your IG handle, it's best you let them slide into your DM's before you ghost them. Thanks for the cocktails, sweetie, have a nice night.

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