We all know that cats are master manipulators– mani-paw-lators if you ask me. They know exactly which buttons to push on their hooman to get exactly what they want. Frankly, if that requires legal force, anarchist cattos will take violent action against their owners because they obviously didn't get enough canned food in their bowl this morning. So next time you decide to skimp on the expensive food, remember how your ankles got slashed from underneath the couch while you were chilling later that afternoon. Do not forget who the real master of this house is… Hint: It's not the adult human being, it's the nine pound feline terrorist that sleeps on the highest shelves, letting you panic that she escaped. It's the feline felon that slides every piece of glassware off the countertops, simply to prove that they can force you to clean the floor at any time. It's a power move, they know exactly what they're up to.
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