35+ Memes For People Who Don't Qualify For 30 Under 30 Anymore

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    Font - rachel syme @rachsyme 000 was on the bbc today talking about the gift guide and the host said the self-heating mug was "very controversial" because he believes if you let your tea cool to an undrinkable temperature you should have to live with it which is to be fair the most british thing I've ever heard 4:25 PM Dec 15, 2020 Twitter Web App
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    Outerwear - Shai Eistein. 3rd+ Information Security Expert | Hiring Cyber Security Experts 5d So I notified the Dutch CERT that a Dutch ship was using a satellite router with a default password and that it was exposed to the internet. They notified me that the vulnerability was mitigated and asked for my address to send me a T- shirt. At first I was worried, but today I received the shirt. I hacked the Dutch government and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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    Font - alpha males are stopped by a sheet of paper, beta males are stopped by an inch of plastic, gamma males penetrate into an inch of lead
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    Organism - Maya, pronounced ... @lil_wil.... 22h This Al generated meme I got ME WAITING FOR MY FRIENDS TO GET OUT OF MY WIFE P ...
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    Comfort - "We need a bigger bed if the kids are going to be sleeping in it." - Parents Everywhere Children sleeping in the bigger bed: @BE_KIND_OF_WITTY RES
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    Font - Momarazzi. @Mirimade Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy. Daughter: Can I have a Dorito? Me: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.
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    Gesture - When you have to work from home but you're also a parent @alrightmom WORKING 9-9:10, 9:45-10:00, 10:20-10:35, 12:30-2:00, 2:15-2:16, 3:30-3:37, 4:28-4:39, 5:05-5:12, 7:39-8:00, 9:53-10:24
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    Terrestrial plant - sir-thursday Sir that is too big a bite x-file Don't tell him what to do sir-thursday He is causing a scene
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    Product - a real dinosaur @SparkyROAR 1d I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said "He's upset his gloves match his jacket."
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    Human body - What I've learned as a parent is Petco is way cheaper than the aquarium and your toddler will for sure not know the difference.
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    Glasses - When you are out for date night, and someone says "I bet you miss the kids." @wivesnightin
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    Vertebrate - Not sure what's going on here, but I felt this group was the perfect audience for it
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    Textile - "Is that your teddy?" "Very Happy Bat Sounds"
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    Horse - When he ain't that cute but all your girls know why u with him IG:@davie_dave VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Forehead - Bro, the office is actually really funny you just have to watch it again bro, please bro. believe me. You have to understand complex humor, bro how are you not laughing he spilled his chili, please just try to watch again I promise it's so funny bro
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    Rectangle - Clown Shoes has been added to your inventory. Ok
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    Cartoon - ..... O O 1 What a year, huh Bob? Teddy, it's March.
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    Vertebrate - Watch your posture during deadlifts nn keep grinding kings totalakbait
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    Jeans - "his family doesn't even have an air fryer Imao"
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    Water - AND I'VE HAD.. THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIFE
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    Font - Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher There is nothing that Serena Williams can't do. CNN U.S. World | Politics S. Korea: North fires projectiles Serena Williams fires back
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    Font - My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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    Sky - planning a romantic vacation and flying halfway around the world to trick her into visiting a Star Wars location 321.0K ... 555 9335
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    Font - Kid: What Class are we? Dad: What do you mean? Kid: Y'know, like upper, middle, lower? Dad: Oh, those classes are made up by the Ruling Class to divide the rest of us. Kid: ? Dad: But to answer your question: Your Mom is a Ranger who specializes in Healing, I'm a Bard who specializes in debuffing the enemies. You'll get to choose your own class when you're 13.
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    Font - someone should cross wolves with great danes and great pyrenees and stuff until they get the largest possible wolfdog. not for pets, just for like, jurassic park hubris reasons
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    Font - Seven Deadly Sins being rude to animals • refusing to wear masks in stores ● coconut water • parkour ● ● the eggplant emoji Florida • leaving your microphone on while you eat in a Zoom call & forcing everyone to hear the crunchy intimate details of a mediocre cobb salad ● ●
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    Sleeve - Things I refuse to be in 2023 Skinny Slim Straight Athletic
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    Font - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze telling people you're single: • "you'll find someone" • "have you tried tinder" saying "many have tried to date me and all have failed": mystical empowering sword-in-the-stone vibes ●
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    Font - dates DON'T HAVE TO BE EXPENSIVE! here are 10 completely FREE 1st date ideas: 1. get in a car wreck 2. fist fight 3.shoplift 4. commit murder 5. threaten a politician 6. write a manifesto 7. rob a rich neighborhood 8. arson 9. vandalize a government building
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    Facial expression - Me trying to express to someone how i feel L
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    Font - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day
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    Font - synthetic-blanket-hairs Follow ITS THE FINAL BRAIN CELL *kazoo solo* slothful-rabbit Follow I can't even describe the pain when I realized I could hear this in perfect clarity in my head Source: synthetic-blanket-hairs
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    Bird - ceruleancynic: mmejack wittyandcharming: THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I'M DEAD. These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet. this picture makes me happy
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    Photograph - my bak my nek my anxiety attak
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    Product - I WANTED EVERYTHING moistbuddha JOHN FICK I'm at that stage of MY LIFE where I keep myself OUT OF arguments. JOHN WICK EVEN if you tell me 1+1=5. ww : JOHN WICK YOU'RE absolutely correct, ENJOY.
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    Cat
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    Siberian tiger - I have the eye of this specific tiger
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    Dress shirt - All of our therapists 厨 using their coping Why is no one mechanisms @BorderlineBrat Ispecifically requested it.

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