20 of the Worst Date Stories Told in Tweets by Men and Women

We've all had our fair share of bad dates, and most of the time we think we have it the worst. From the dates we wanted to escape out the window after 5 minutes and begged our friends to help us, to the guy that smelt so bad we've never forgotten it, to the weird conversation about their pets, grandparents and everything in between - it's no plain sailing this dating game.

However, this week a random scroll on Twitter showed us that maybe we haven't had the worst dates after all. From being arrested on a first date to bragging about wealth, and being told their fat - these Twitter users had us with our jaws on the floor.

So sit back and start scrolling through some of these worst date stories that will have you sitting pretty with your dating life and realizing very quickly that it could always be worse. Enjoy!

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