A council has been called for the Animal Lords to gather, those who are known as the Majestic Masters of the animal world. This council is to decide on an issue of immense importance: What is cuter, bleps, or toe beans? Heading the blep faction is Leonard the Lion Lord, ruler of the big cats, and heading the toe bean loyalists is none other than Lord Derpington of Derplandia, a derpy doggo of great renown.
Both sides of this council have given their reasons for why their stance is superior, and many smaller factions have flocked to their causes. As it stands now, if a vote were to be made it would be a tie. There remains one Lord who has yet to cast a vote though, Lord Cosimeow Meowdici, ruler of the Catlands. But he will not be swayed easily, for his vote comes at a heavy price, 10000000000000000000000000 belly rubs!
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Pictured is Lord Hubertland, ruler of the frozen lands, who ensures the safety of all the penguins, seals, narwhals and all the other frosty friends that live in his lands from the dangers of the dark ice and yellow snow.
Behold the great Lion Lord, Leonard! This mighty lord rules over all of the other big cat lords who serve as his vassals, therefore ruling over all the prey animals they rule over, in addition to all the animals from his savannah lands.
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